Derek
@derekapr.bsky.social
If you’re going to take a shot at this D, you better not miss.
I feel like I’m the only person who is surprised that Party City closed down
December 27, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I feel like I’m the only person who is surprised that Party City closed down
Snitches get stitches.
December 10, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Snitches get stitches.
Reposted by Derek
I'm so tired of seasoning and then cooking chicken every day it never fucking ends
December 9, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I'm so tired of seasoning and then cooking chicken every day it never fucking ends
“I thought you said whole milk.”
Baby, no one ever says whole milk.
Baby, no one ever says whole milk.
December 6, 2024 at 9:47 PM
“I thought you said whole milk.”
Baby, no one ever says whole milk.
Baby, no one ever says whole milk.
Remember when the Wicked movie was released and healed all of us in ways we didn’t think possible? 💚🩷
November 29, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Remember when the Wicked movie was released and healed all of us in ways we didn’t think possible? 💚🩷
I’m going to need the Meta gif option to remove all the football content that appears when I type in “Sutton Stracke”
November 27, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I’m going to need the Meta gif option to remove all the football content that appears when I type in “Sutton Stracke”
Me after the Agatha All Along marketing campaign: “I work in queer media”
November 27, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Me after the Agatha All Along marketing campaign: “I work in queer media”
Garcelle is such a Sag
November 27, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Garcelle is such a Sag
Shout out to Sai and Boze for being the only Real Housewives with a no outside shoes inside the house policy.
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Shout out to Sai and Boze for being the only Real Housewives with a no outside shoes inside the house policy.
If your app tells me I’ll get a car in 2 minutes, don’t send it in 4.
November 26, 2024 at 5:21 PM
If your app tells me I’ll get a car in 2 minutes, don’t send it in 4.
Reposted by Derek
I think the wizard’s rotten right to the core
November 23, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I think the wizard’s rotten right to the core
You know what? I believe her
November 24, 2024 at 9:38 PM
You know what? I believe her
Me at the end of Wicked
November 24, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Me at the end of Wicked
Me writing my 🦋 post about James Comey
a woman is saying do not trust her in a close up
ALT: a woman is saying do not trust her in a close up
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Me writing my 🦋 post about James Comey
What did we learn from the Martha Stewart documentary that we already knew? James Comey hates women!
November 22, 2024 at 11:48 PM
What did we learn from the Martha Stewart documentary that we already knew? James Comey hates women!
John Jansen 🤮 As if I needed another reason to avoid Orange County.
November 22, 2024 at 4:55 AM
John Jansen 🤮 As if I needed another reason to avoid Orange County.
“Anything straight men inherently love, I hate.” - Drew Afualo
November 21, 2024 at 10:26 PM
“Anything straight men inherently love, I hate.” - Drew Afualo
Pseudoephed - nature’s pharmaceutical candy.
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Pseudoephed - nature’s pharmaceutical candy.
Living in LA is constantly wondering was that another earthquake or my washing machine?
November 16, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Living in LA is constantly wondering was that another earthquake or my washing machine?
Toggling back and forth between Bluesky and Threads…omg am I poly now?
November 15, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Toggling back and forth between Bluesky and Threads…omg am I poly now?
Bitches can’t even spell tariff
November 14, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Bitches can’t even spell tariff