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One day San Diego will find its way out of championship purgatory.

Padres
Penguins
Thunder - 🏆

“The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant” - MR
Apple Intelligence….bah

I mean one can only hope.
October 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Do you even lift bro?
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Quite the turn of events
October 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
wtf
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The future is now
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Giants fans right now….
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The new ring alerts. Not sure if weird or cool.
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
🤔
September 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
59 days to go….
September 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A functional government is essentially worthless when you have morons running it.
September 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hey hey Derek.

Are you free to jump on a call?

Doesn’t respond within the two second timeframe and immediately gets added to the group call.
August 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
When you aren’t entirely responsible for breaking something but you end up fixing it yourself instead of calling someone.

Same energy:
August 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I’ll see about that.
August 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Melania definitely used Copilot to write this.
August 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It’s joever!
August 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Typical Mets fan after the 🧹

“Who’s in first place and who is not going to make the playoffs?”

Such a soft fanbase.
July 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Trump, master builder.
July 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The only thing that’s going to bug me about that Coldplay kiss cam video is wondering if one of the extras in it, was also in another viral video, that just so happened to take place in Boston. The resemblance is uncanny if you’ve seen both videos.

youtu.be/1oSR8Gqn4qU?...
July 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Ain’t that the truth. Just let me get through my TBR list first.
July 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Same guy that blamed the high death toll in Texas on DEI.
July 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Alaska Airlines, respect.
July 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
If you ever wanted to smell like musty, orange flavored Big Macs with a hint of nonenal, now’s your chance.
July 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ahh yes, my first muting
June 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Well because of my accident yesterday, I can’t make it to the game tonight. Selling these two. $150 for the pair and I will throw in the parking too.
June 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you were on the 15 south this morning, and you were late to work, blame it on the guy that tried to avoid rearending someone in the fast lane, to only enter the express lane and clip my rear, right side. The RAV4 held up well enough for me to climb out the window with just a few bumps and scrapes
June 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM