Derek, Director of Minutiae
@derek.foggyfield.org
Progressive, Skeptic, Charitable Soul, Ally, Geek, Advocate for Positive Change. Pretty OK guy. Opinions probably my own. He/Him. 100% AI-free posts.
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My dad always said Keith Richards died 15 years ago and no one told him.
March 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My dad always said Keith Richards died 15 years ago and no one told him.
Sign outside:
GET INTO FITNESS!*
*fitness whole box of croissants into my mouth
GET INTO FITNESS!*
*fitness whole box of croissants into my mouth
March 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Sign outside:
GET INTO FITNESS!*
*fitness whole box of croissants into my mouth
GET INTO FITNESS!*
*fitness whole box of croissants into my mouth
No pain*, no gain!
*French
*French
March 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
No pain*, no gain!
*French
*French
March 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My son doesn't suffer his old man's shenanigans gladly.
March 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hear me out; a restaurant at airports for Celiacs.
Call it Gluty Free.
Call it Gluty Free.
March 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just so long as know that you are loved by weird randos on the internet you've never met. 🤗🫂
March 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just so long as know that you are loved by weird randos on the internet you've never met. 🤗🫂
Came here to say this.
March 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Came here to say this.
*mid-air origami shaped like a chinchilla with an unwrapped Babybel cheese inside*
March 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*mid-air origami shaped like a chinchilla with an unwrapped Babybel cheese inside*
"Property of Scott! DO NOT TOUCH!"
-- Bakula's snackulas
-- Bakula's snackulas
March 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If your kid is old enough to do the math that I refuse to do when I hear something like that, it's time to just start using years.
March 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If your kid is old enough to do the math that I refuse to do when I hear something like that, it's time to just start using years.
As a child of the 70/80s, we rolled around in the trunk from ages 1 to 27 an wer ternd urt jurs furn.
March 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
As a child of the 70/80s, we rolled around in the trunk from ages 1 to 27 an wer ternd urt jurs furn.
My folks split when I was 7, so I lived with Mom, but visiting him was always a good time. He painted, was a musician, wrote weird poetry, and was just cool to people in general. When I hit college age, we really got tight, he and I. Generally a well-liked dude. Moreso if you got his sense of humor.
March 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My folks split when I was 7, so I lived with Mom, but visiting him was always a good time. He painted, was a musician, wrote weird poetry, and was just cool to people in general. When I hit college age, we really got tight, he and I. Generally a well-liked dude. Moreso if you got his sense of humor.
He did it professionally since before I was born. He even started a shop with another guy. They would paint for a while and hand the airbrush back and forth on a job. When asked, they'd say the guy that painted it, "Eli", was from California and only painted at night. My old man was a weird dude.
March 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
He did it professionally since before I was born. He even started a shop with another guy. They would paint for a while and hand the airbrush back and forth on a job. When asked, they'd say the guy that painted it, "Eli", was from California and only painted at night. My old man was a weird dude.
Random Memory #12:
I once got pulled over and the cop asked me the standard cop question:
Him: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: You thought maybe I had a donut in the car?
He smirked juuust a bit, then got real serious. 45 minutes later, no ticket. Just a warning. I should be dead by now.
I once got pulled over and the cop asked me the standard cop question:
Him: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: You thought maybe I had a donut in the car?
He smirked juuust a bit, then got real serious. 45 minutes later, no ticket. Just a warning. I should be dead by now.
March 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My dad painted vans, cars, motorcycle tanks... pretty much anything, with this "van art" airbrush and hand-striped art style. He prided himself on hiding a pair of tits in almost every mural he ever did.
March 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My dad painted vans, cars, motorcycle tanks... pretty much anything, with this "van art" airbrush and hand-striped art style. He prided himself on hiding a pair of tits in almost every mural he ever did.
I didn't make the cut again? Nerts!
March 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I didn't make the cut again? Nerts!
My son doesn't suffer his old man's shenanigans gladly.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM