Derek Beaton
derek--beaton.bsky.social
Derek Beaton
@derek--beaton.bsky.social
Director, Advanced Analytics at Unity Health Toronto. So early to Blue Sky they don't even allow underscores. I like beer, data, and multivariate blah-blahs. 2x Guinness world record holder in nonsense (5 person half and full marathon)
There has to be a better name for this
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Occasional reminder that this is actually a pizza account

South shore bar style (45% hydration, 10% oil). Di Napoli tomatoes, scarmoza, nduja
September 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
On top of that, every year since 2016 (barring 2020) around July 6, we visit Indie Ale House (not on bluesky) because that's the first place we visited on arrival. I used to add it to the same Twitter thread every year. But I deleted that nonsense.

So continues the tradition of Indie Ale House
July 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
this was, in fact, a Friday. the date itself was correct.

I'm absolutely puzzled why Google would do this over the long standing small box directing people to well know time/day sources
June 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
NOW THIS IS LAWNCARE
June 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
a question mark changes the response. truly incredible
May 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
just incredible
May 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
incredible citations. keep it up.
May 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Toronto pizza has gotten real good with a lot of options in the last few years and I love it
May 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What does one do with left over tteokbokki? Pizza.

half mashed potato + caciocavallo, half tteokbokki topped with stracciatella post bake
April 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Sour cream and onion potato chip inspired pizza.

Thinly sliced Yukon, chives, caciocavallo, galotyri, breadcrumbs, pepper, onion salt
March 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
sort of avant-garde pizza: mashed potato pizza. delightful.

stolen from/inspired by Cafe San Gennaro in Montreal
March 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
celebrating St. Patrick's day as intended and in line with tradition.

With a green slushie wheat beer from Sam Adams
March 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Typical Boston. Trying to have their own pizza rat, many years later, and completely missing the mark.

(obligatory Yankees Suck)
March 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
eh maybe not. are teeth photogenic? still 100% himbo
March 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
hey internet. look at this photogenic himbo
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Octoberfest.

Mustard, mozzarella, Swiss cheese, bratwurst. when done, add MORE MUSTARD, quick pickled cabbage, and pretzels
February 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Italian sub.

Oil, oregano, mozzarella, provolone. when done add cold cuts, lettuce, olive oil, red wine vinegar, sour cream and onion chips
February 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"store bought taco kit"-inspired pizza.

el paso taco sauce mixed in with tomato sauce, spiced meat. when done add more el paso taco sauce, tortilla chips, cold cheddar, lettuce, tomato.
February 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
avant garde pizzas are the best pizzas. all dough/cook style is south shore (Massachusetts) bar style pizza. I'll detail each in the following tweets or whatever we call them
February 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
half meme my man. or perhaps .7 meme given the CAD to USD conversion rate.
February 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
reporting in from Canada with a half woof. or maybe a double woof? probably more than one woof.
February 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Slight variation! I've been so excited about live music since things started up again in about 2022 that I've kept a (mostly) meticulous list, description, review/retrospective.
January 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
@totalvibration.bsky.social
can we get this pinned over here? it's a delight and we could go for some delight right now
January 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
pickle pizza slaps
January 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM