it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know

I, too, am on the couch nice and warm and wondering if the people who bought my tickets have regrets.

I remember my beer freezing