der Dad
@derdad.bsky.social
Dad, husband, Chicago sports fan exiled in Germany. Would do bad things to acquire authentic deep dish.
I wish he’d just give up and start wearing some villain-like black gloves
December 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I wish he’d just give up and start wearing some villain-like black gloves
Imagine being the audio guy for these things. 😬
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Imagine being the audio guy for these things. 😬
How about an update to the cartoon with the classic two hands holding the water bottle up?
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
How about an update to the cartoon with the classic two hands holding the water bottle up?
It’s the same for my kid w baseball over here in Bonn. My go-to joke is: oh yeah, that kid on the other team parked next to us when we arrived
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It’s the same for my kid w baseball over here in Bonn. My go-to joke is: oh yeah, that kid on the other team parked next to us when we arrived
*record scratch* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
*record scratch* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
I hope this didn’t involve the Fing-longer
September 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I hope this didn’t involve the Fing-longer
I hope this ends for him about as well as an order for a hot dog with ketchup at the Wiener Circle
September 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I hope this ends for him about as well as an order for a hot dog with ketchup at the Wiener Circle
I hope this ends for him about as well as an order for a hot dog with ketchup at the Wiener Circle
September 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I hope this ends for him about as well as an order for a hot dog with ketchup at the Wiener Circle
We’re pretty much at this point now aren’t we?
a group of people are standing in a line and one of them is wearing a hat that says ' tc ' on it
ALT: a group of people are standing in a line and one of them is wearing a hat that says ' tc ' on it
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July 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
We’re pretty much at this point now aren’t we?
How did he do such fantastic stunts? With such little feet??
June 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How did he do such fantastic stunts? With such little feet??
It’s good to be the king
June 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It’s good to be the king
Still an all-time favorite film.
June 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Still an all-time favorite film.
He won’t get one. And that’s all that matters to me.
June 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
He won’t get one. And that’s all that matters to me.
Why does no one call him out or challenge him on this?
June 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Why does no one call him out or challenge him on this?
How about the connection between Farnsworth‘s fist and Paul Wilson?
May 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
How about the connection between Farnsworth‘s fist and Paul Wilson?
In German, the sounds for the letters e and i are opposite from English. When I first moved here and got an iPhone, I ran around telling people I got an „ePhone.“ 🤦♂️
May 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
In German, the sounds for the letters e and i are opposite from English. When I first moved here and got an iPhone, I ran around telling people I got an „ePhone.“ 🤦♂️