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@derbyhoss.bsky.social
38M Boss Hoss in STL. Liker of puns, roguelikes, MTG, financial planning, and generally being a nerd.
🔞 NSFW account. Expect a lot of furry art!
"R U a grass?"

Adorable blep 🎨 by
@wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social
February 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
🎵 God bless you on this Leap Day fair,
With calm winds and the ocean air 🎵
🎵 Leap Day magic's all around,
When Leap Day William comes to town! 🎵
February 29, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Is it really worth it?? 🙏😭
September 16, 2023 at 3:17 PM
*Malevolent horse vibes intensify*
September 16, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Clip Clop is my role model 🐴
September 4, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Find yoself a man who has a bulge like a quadratic, dances like a cubic, smiles at you like a quartic, and treats you like a quintic in bed 😤
August 27, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Retired mothers shopping at Lowe's
August 13, 2023 at 1:42 AM