She who might b crazy
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I’m kinda funny. A little random. Born 1982. And the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet.
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Every week, Monday happens and every week I’m not prepared. 42 yrs of existence hasn’t helped.
My oldest (19m) got his first job about two weeks ago. Like me, he finds peace at the work place.
My childhood was constant chaos, I tried to protect him from that chaos. Sadly my parents are part of that chaos. So when he said “I like this job, it’s peaceful.” I understand exactly what he meant.
My childhood was constant chaos, I tried to protect him from that chaos. Sadly my parents are part of that chaos. So when he said “I like this job, it’s peaceful.” I understand exactly what he meant.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My oldest (19m) got his first job about two weeks ago. Like me, he finds peace at the work place.
My childhood was constant chaos, I tried to protect him from that chaos. Sadly my parents are part of that chaos. So when he said “I like this job, it’s peaceful.” I understand exactly what he meant.
My childhood was constant chaos, I tried to protect him from that chaos. Sadly my parents are part of that chaos. So when he said “I like this job, it’s peaceful.” I understand exactly what he meant.
I find it ironic that when you cry, I’m supposed to feel sympathy but when I’m sad you tell me to suck it up.
You wonder why I feel no sympathy for you. 🫤
You wonder why I feel no sympathy for you. 🫤
August 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I find it ironic that when you cry, I’m supposed to feel sympathy but when I’m sad you tell me to suck it up.
You wonder why I feel no sympathy for you. 🫤
You wonder why I feel no sympathy for you. 🫤
Me asking Siri something and saying thank you after.
19m: Why do you always say thank you to Siri and Alexa?
Me: Beecaaause when they take over I’d like to be a house slave.
19m: 🤨 What?
Me: When AI takes over and makes the survivors slaves, I’d like to be in a house.
19m: 😑
Me: 🤷🏻♀️
19m: Why do you always say thank you to Siri and Alexa?
Me: Beecaaause when they take over I’d like to be a house slave.
19m: 🤨 What?
Me: When AI takes over and makes the survivors slaves, I’d like to be in a house.
19m: 😑
Me: 🤷🏻♀️
July 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Me asking Siri something and saying thank you after.
19m: Why do you always say thank you to Siri and Alexa?
Me: Beecaaause when they take over I’d like to be a house slave.
19m: 🤨 What?
Me: When AI takes over and makes the survivors slaves, I’d like to be in a house.
19m: 😑
Me: 🤷🏻♀️
19m: Why do you always say thank you to Siri and Alexa?
Me: Beecaaause when they take over I’d like to be a house slave.
19m: 🤨 What?
Me: When AI takes over and makes the survivors slaves, I’d like to be in a house.
19m: 😑
Me: 🤷🏻♀️
I tell my kids every chance I get.
“These are not the people I grew up with.”
Every time they say my parents are amazing.
“These are not the people I grew up with.”
Every time they say my parents are amazing.
July 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I tell my kids every chance I get.
“These are not the people I grew up with.”
Every time they say my parents are amazing.
“These are not the people I grew up with.”
Every time they say my parents are amazing.
Me on the couch sketching & my son on his phone scrolling through social media
Son: Uuuugh!
Me: 😳
Son: I hate the orange tyrant! He’s such a fing idiot!
Me: 😳
Son: He needs go. He need to die. 😈
Me: (stands & announces loudly) To the fbi agents listening on our devices! He’s joking.
Son: Uuuugh!
Me: 😳
Son: I hate the orange tyrant! He’s such a fing idiot!
Me: 😳
Son: He needs go. He need to die. 😈
Me: (stands & announces loudly) To the fbi agents listening on our devices! He’s joking.
July 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Me on the couch sketching & my son on his phone scrolling through social media
Son: Uuuugh!
Me: 😳
Son: I hate the orange tyrant! He’s such a fing idiot!
Me: 😳
Son: He needs go. He need to die. 😈
Me: (stands & announces loudly) To the fbi agents listening on our devices! He’s joking.
Son: Uuuugh!
Me: 😳
Son: I hate the orange tyrant! He’s such a fing idiot!
Me: 😳
Son: He needs go. He need to die. 😈
Me: (stands & announces loudly) To the fbi agents listening on our devices! He’s joking.
This is a conversation I had with my oldest (19m). We have 2 cats and 2 dogs.
Oldest: I should get a rabbit.
Me: Um…we have predators in the house.
Oldest: I’m sure it will be fine.
Me: 😑
Oldest: I should get a rabbit.
Me: Um…we have predators in the house.
Oldest: I’m sure it will be fine.
Me: 😑
July 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is a conversation I had with my oldest (19m). We have 2 cats and 2 dogs.
Oldest: I should get a rabbit.
Me: Um…we have predators in the house.
Oldest: I’m sure it will be fine.
Me: 😑
Oldest: I should get a rabbit.
Me: Um…we have predators in the house.
Oldest: I’m sure it will be fine.
Me: 😑
One of these days I’ll have my shit together enough to be on time to anything. ~ a lie I tell myself
June 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
One of these days I’ll have my shit together enough to be on time to anything. ~ a lie I tell myself
Every once in awhile I miss my ex. But then I remember what a piece of shit he was. And I wonder what it is I miss?
His dick. I miss his dick. That man could lay pipe.
His dick. I miss his dick. That man could lay pipe.
April 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Every once in awhile I miss my ex. But then I remember what a piece of shit he was. And I wonder what it is I miss?
His dick. I miss his dick. That man could lay pipe.
His dick. I miss his dick. That man could lay pipe.
I am so sick and FUCKING tired of hearing parents say “I fed you, kept a roof over your head, clothed you.” Sir. Ma’am. THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING JOB. That is the BARE minimum. What? You want a fucking cookie for doing your job? We had no part in that decision making process. GTFOHWTBS
April 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I am so sick and FUCKING tired of hearing parents say “I fed you, kept a roof over your head, clothed you.” Sir. Ma’am. THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING JOB. That is the BARE minimum. What? You want a fucking cookie for doing your job? We had no part in that decision making process. GTFOHWTBS
Isn’t being the perpetual victim exhausting? It’s exhausting to witness.
March 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Isn’t being the perpetual victim exhausting? It’s exhausting to witness.
You would think… that if everywhere a certain person went, there was nothing but destruction… that they would realize that they are the problem and not everyone else. You would think.
March 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
You would think… that if everywhere a certain person went, there was nothing but destruction… that they would realize that they are the problem and not everyone else. You would think.
Idk if my deep in feels today or what but I’ve cried 4 times from watching some videos.
March 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Idk if my deep in feels today or what but I’ve cried 4 times from watching some videos.
I have a disabled mom (dementia) a mentally ill sister (bipolar disorder) and an emotionally stunted father. It’s a wonder I’m sane.
March 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I have a disabled mom (dementia) a mentally ill sister (bipolar disorder) and an emotionally stunted father. It’s a wonder I’m sane.
The phrase; “You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.” Seems to elude my father.
March 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The phrase; “You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.” Seems to elude my father.
When you were sick, dealing with someone else’s mental breakdown and try to stay positive for the 8 yr old and it’s only Tuesday. 🫠
February 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
When you were sick, dealing with someone else’s mental breakdown and try to stay positive for the 8 yr old and it’s only Tuesday. 🫠
So…this one time.
A cousin of mine was getting married and I was in her bridal party. An ex of mine (who is still a family friend to this day) was in the groom’s party. I had specifically asked my cousin not to have us walk together. Which was the plan until some drama happened…
A cousin of mine was getting married and I was in her bridal party. An ex of mine (who is still a family friend to this day) was in the groom’s party. I had specifically asked my cousin not to have us walk together. Which was the plan until some drama happened…
February 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
So…this one time.
A cousin of mine was getting married and I was in her bridal party. An ex of mine (who is still a family friend to this day) was in the groom’s party. I had specifically asked my cousin not to have us walk together. Which was the plan until some drama happened…
A cousin of mine was getting married and I was in her bridal party. An ex of mine (who is still a family friend to this day) was in the groom’s party. I had specifically asked my cousin not to have us walk together. Which was the plan until some drama happened…
Is it just me or are Wednesdays the longest day of the week?
January 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Is it just me or are Wednesdays the longest day of the week?
Random dude I’m having a great conversation with
Him: Why are you single?
Me leans in close: Cuz I’m crazy.
Him:😳
Me:😈
Him: Why are you single?
Me leans in close: Cuz I’m crazy.
Him:😳
Me:😈
January 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Random dude I’m having a great conversation with
Him: Why are you single?
Me leans in close: Cuz I’m crazy.
Him:😳
Me:😈
Him: Why are you single?
Me leans in close: Cuz I’m crazy.
Him:😳
Me:😈
Every week, Monday happens and every week I’m not prepared. 42 yrs of existence hasn’t helped.
January 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Every week, Monday happens and every week I’m not prepared. 42 yrs of existence hasn’t helped.
Thank all the gods it’s Friday. It’s been one hell of a week and I’m glad it’s over.
January 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Thank all the gods it’s Friday. It’s been one hell of a week and I’m glad it’s over.
So begins the reign of terror…
January 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So begins the reign of terror…
Why are Monday’s so hard to start?
It’s the same amount of sleep as the other days so why brain? WHY?
It’s the same amount of sleep as the other days so why brain? WHY?
January 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Why are Monday’s so hard to start?
It’s the same amount of sleep as the other days so why brain? WHY?
It’s the same amount of sleep as the other days so why brain? WHY?
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Hey America. Just saying.
January 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hey America. Just saying.
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The eye roll that escapes me seeing the posts on threads of some bookstagramers bitching about booktok not being the only book community as US tt users express their feelings about the app being banned. Genuinely read the room.
January 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The eye roll that escapes me seeing the posts on threads of some bookstagramers bitching about booktok not being the only book community as US tt users express their feelings about the app being banned. Genuinely read the room.