I bore witness to a bird possessed of a red so rich it might lead one to wonder whether its metaphorical wealth was derived from the breath it stole from my lungs

No one in the world will ever appreciate my naked body as much as I appreciate my own naked body, I fear I've set the standards too high

The great thing about being transfem is I can now follow all the hot girls I want in the name of transition goals. I'm not horny on main, I'm just discovering mentors for my journey

Sounds like Kanye needs to watch 21 Jump Street again

Normalize taking a big, messy bite out of a cheesesteak while in the midst of telling an enrapturing story

I am so delighted to have been part of this great video by @depressed-laughter.bsky.social ❤️‍🔥 The interviews are all excellent, and are edited together for a truly enjoyable watching experience. 🥰

Fight your programming, wait five minutes after you've sat on the toilet before you start shitting

What is Dr. Squatch doing to Sydney Sweeney, let her parents out of your dungeon you degenerates

(Upon encountering three guards at a crossroads)
First guard: Hello traveler, one of the other two guards only tells the truth and the other only tells lies.
Me: Great, and tell me what your deal is.
First guard: I fly into a murderous rage whenever someone asks a question.
Me: Wait, wha-