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BOOYAH!!!!
when i am FOURTY THREE i will run a functional HAUNTED HOUSE out of my garage and it will not be WEIRD because me and the local kids already have a RAPPORT
February 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
the gleek contest in bushwick got hella out of control and i saw people with fractured tongues walking around central park. everybody please stay safe
February 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
there hasn’t been a better song written since the monster mash which is probably the saddest thing you will hear today
February 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
bringing my patented bubblegum hummus to shark tank and mark cuban pick me up and start slamming me around like interactive buddy
February 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
010° fever jeremy renner standing in the corner of my room fuuuuuuck
January 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
i karen tee you kamala had somthing to do with insurrection 2021 january 6
January 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
no one gaf about moo deng now that she’s a big fat bitch. #sad
December 30, 2024 at 8:03 PM
December 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM
i think pjackk is stealing dril’s life force
December 20, 2024 at 4:43 AM
i had a dream last night i was at a party with a live band playing and the song they were playing was so good and catchy i ran closer to the stage to shazam it and the band playing was the beatles. all alive
i fell to my knees
December 12, 2024 at 6:28 PM
next week i will be driving to ogallala nebraska if anyone wants to do a celebrity style meet up
December 9, 2024 at 4:02 PM
if the dj at my office holiday party is the same guy as last year im knocking his lights out that trilby wearing mf and i got beef
December 6, 2024 at 10:59 PM
every one needs to take a second and think of something funny. on here
December 1, 2024 at 10:09 PM
November 30, 2024 at 7:56 PM
no more look alike contests…. be your self ….
November 26, 2024 at 12:54 AM
shout out to all the numbers. 1,2,3,4….5? #holidayfeels
November 23, 2024 at 7:59 AM
November 21, 2024 at 7:59 AM
we back up
a platform called ‘blue sky’ is pretty gay, they’ll never find us here. great idea!
November 19, 2024 at 10:11 PM
monsters are generally nice to each other and are considered good friends
September 24, 2023 at 4:09 AM
im on lifestream jailbreaking my phone, youtube tutorial said it would add IGN to my contacts
September 21, 2023 at 6:13 AM
‘every man has the right to choose his own birthday’ - john f kenedy
September 18, 2023 at 6:59 AM
gettign back from the circus and trying for the first time a double quadruple handspring half axel flip on the balance bean . and landing it
August 6, 2023 at 5:48 AM
i could probably ride a unicycle so good
August 6, 2023 at 5:45 AM
a platform called ‘blue sky’ is pretty gay, they’ll never find us here. great idea!
July 3, 2023 at 2:51 PM