Dirk
deploydiagnose.bsky.social
Dirk
@deploydiagnose.bsky.social
1000km/s? (Relative to what?) Cute. Looks like it would take about 60 million years for it to travel the length of its tail. We are much closer to Sagittarius A*, let's worry about that one, shall we? 😁
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"...don't mention tunneling, entanglement or using a Zen relay. That's only used in cases where a house has no chimney." ☝️😒
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
For extra autumnal mood: split one open, blow on it, stick on nose, wear with pride.
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I remember one of my teachers saying in the early 90s: "A pension? For you lot? No, no, that system was only meant for your grandparents and parents, it's not a long term solution!"
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Happy Birthday!
November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sierra, 100%
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
🎶we don't need no TPM chips...🎵
🎵we don't need no secure boot...🎶
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Meet the Pyro
YouTube video by teamfortress
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October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Cursed necklace of instant obedience tsundere.
October 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I don't know. I feel like I stopped aging at age thirteen and everybody else is older.
October 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
All over the place.
a cartoon character with white hair is sitting on a bench and waving
Alt: Dio from Last Exile showing off his latest flight maneuvers.
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just explaining to my cats how they're going to get fed an hour later from today on. It goes about as well as can be expected. Stupid humans.
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you want tea with a higher concentration of milk, just brew the tea with hot water as usual and then add evaporated milk. I'm an abomination, I know.
October 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Could have easily partnered up with Astroglide as well.
a man is standing in a dark room with a red light coming out of his mouth .
ALT: a man is standing in a dark room with a red light coming out of his mouth .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
To be fair, a lot of these questions don't make a lot of sense to me, could be interpreted in various ways or cannot be answered by me personally, because I can't know how others would perceive me. May have to repeat it. Am I overthinking this? Also, what a bright website! I had to use a filter. 😎
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
October 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Nope. Nope. Earth book. Earth book."
October 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'd probably be outside, it's a bot crowded in here. But hey, there's Cove, I can sit with Cove. Hi, Cove... and Jere. Hey, wanna go outside and join Pran in his tree?
October 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"Taxevada! That's such a pretty name!"
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM