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Denzel Cocktail
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And everybody was kung fu fighting.
Sports, politics, movies, music, (pop) culture, society.
Est-ce si difficile à imaginer ?
« Nous sommes tous Charlie » : pourquoi l’extrême droite française s’est si vite emparée de la mort de Charlie Kirk
« Nous sommes tous Charlie » : pourquoi l’extrême droite française s’est si vite emparée de la mort de Charlie Kirk
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September 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Le Dracula de besson est une merde (comme son auteur) plagiée de Coppola. Le public ne s’y est pas trompé d’ailleurs: 6M de recettes monde actuellement, pour un coût de prod de 45M.
September 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Peut-être aussi parce que c’était mauvais
August 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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D.C.’s violent crime is at a 30-year low. The population is diverse: 45% Black, 40% white, 11% Hispanic.
Trump’s response? Send troops and spread lies to distract from Epstein’s mess.

Classic authoritarian gaslighting.
#Epstein #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
August 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Le réussi The Naked Gun, vu hier soir, m’a permis de constater: 1) qu’il y a toujours une place pour ce type d’humour et 2) l’influence majeure des deux premiers sur la Cité de la Peur, chef d’œuvre d’humour US adapté à la sauce française
August 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Besson, ça bouge pas 🙄
August 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Of course he does
July 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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So, if Musk is correct and X is under massive attack from Ukraine, then there's only one course of action... Musk must immediately cede half of X's assets to Ukraine and apologize for allowing themselves to be attacked. Then, make sure he says "thank you!"
March 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Don’t you have a pair of proper pants, you ungrateful bastard?
March 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Correct. But great strikers (or ‘number 9’) are sh***y managers most of the time. I can’t think of more than 2 names.
Frank Lampard: "It’s a really lazy thing to say great players don’t make great managers. You start listing some of them: Zidane, Ancelotti, Cruyff, Guardiola… it’s just a fallacy. It’s just picking an argument with confirmation bias."
March 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Voilà
February 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Genre, « j’ai bien réfléchi et j’ai pensé que c’était la meilleure solution pour moi ». Il est en TAULE (à la maison certes, mais en TAULE) !
February 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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He wasn’t a fan. Until someone explained to him how he could make many billions from it by doing nothing and producing nothing of value for humanity. Now he’s a big fan.
January 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
En France, y a des politiques qui viennent dans les médias expliquer aux Français que les Français en ont marre des politiques et ne leur font plus confiance
December 6, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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On résume: l'allégement de l'impôt des grandes fortunes a fait un trou dans la caisse, alors que nous autres avons continué de payer l'impôt dans des proportions bien supérieures, et maintenant, pour combler le trou, on va nous sucrer le service public pour lequel on a payé. C'est juste un hold-up.
December 1, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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Black Friday seems like a great day to support your local comic book store.
November 29, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Either that 👇🏼 or some Romanians have strong daddy issues

@Euan_MacDonald BBC
#Romania

#Fascist #Russia continuing to undermine elections in the democratic West.The #Kremlin keeps its actions just below the threshold that would provoke a military response,but nobody should doubt that it considers itself at war with the West & just now it's winning.
November 25, 2024 at 11:51 AM
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@Euan_MacDonald BBC
#Romania

#Fascist #Russia continuing to undermine elections in the democratic West.The #Kremlin keeps its actions just below the threshold that would provoke a military response,but nobody should doubt that it considers itself at war with the West & just now it's winning.
November 25, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Ce maillot, tho
November 17, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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🇺🇸 Trump devrait nommer Stephen Miller comme responsable de l'immigration.

Miller est le théoricien du programme de déportation de masse.

Dans La Chute, nous avons détaillé son programme.

Rafles et... 'staging grounds", des camps où concentrer les prisonniers.

youtu.be/4roIxCvPz6E?...
November 11, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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I’d like to extend a special fuck you to all the Republicans currently posting about Veteran’s Day after they put the 5 time draft dodger who mocked McCain, insulted a Gold Star family and called our fallen of war “suckers” and “losers”, back in the office he tried to steal.
November 11, 2024 at 2:24 PM
C’est quand même fou le nombre de mecs de l’UDC qui se font pirater leur compte. À ce niveau là, faut faire quelque chose, genre formation continue ou je sais pas www.rts.ch/info/suisse/...
April 12, 2024 at 9:23 AM