Dennis Van Staalduinen
@denvan.bsky.social
Ottawa guy. Hating the Musky stench on Twitter. Kinda liking Threads (www.threads.net/@denvangram), but I’m app-ing around. Say hi if you know me from @denvan on Twitter… or IRL.
That moment you realize we’re just one small comma away from having centaurs.
August 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
That moment you realize we’re just one small comma away from having centaurs.
Had such a great time leading two walks for @janeswalkottawa.bsky.social this weekend: 1) a re-walk of my Unbuilt Ottawa walk, and 2) my brand new walk MANIFEST DISCREPANCY - Ottawa's complicated history with Americans. Both were big hits, and the weather?!? Mwah! Chef's kiss!
May 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Had such a great time leading two walks for @janeswalkottawa.bsky.social this weekend: 1) a re-walk of my Unbuilt Ottawa walk, and 2) my brand new walk MANIFEST DISCREPANCY - Ottawa's complicated history with Americans. Both were big hits, and the weather?!? Mwah! Chef's kiss!
Uh, thanks for the recommendation LinkedIn...
(jumps off bridge)
(jumps off bridge)
March 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Uh, thanks for the recommendation LinkedIn...
(jumps off bridge)
(jumps off bridge)
Well, to be fair, math is hard…
February 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Well, to be fair, math is hard…
Normally, I'm in favour of careful proofreading of photo captions... but in this one case...
January 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Normally, I'm in favour of careful proofreading of photo captions... but in this one case...
After Donald Trump pledged to "pursue our Manifest Destiny into the stars... (and) plant the stars and stripes on the Mars".
January 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
After Donald Trump pledged to "pursue our Manifest Destiny into the stars... (and) plant the stars and stripes on the Mars".
I see Melania dressed in her most festive outfit for the occasion.
January 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I see Melania dressed in her most festive outfit for the occasion.
That feeling you get when the worst humans are having a happy Monday.
January 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
That feeling you get when the worst humans are having a happy Monday.
I keep hearing American newscasters going on about the dangerous, record-breaking cold weather in Washington DC for today's presidential inauguration.
IT'S ONLY FREAKING -3 CELSIUS YOU WIMPS!!!
IT'S ONLY FREAKING -3 CELSIUS YOU WIMPS!!!
January 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I keep hearing American newscasters going on about the dangerous, record-breaking cold weather in Washington DC for today's presidential inauguration.
IT'S ONLY FREAKING -3 CELSIUS YOU WIMPS!!!
IT'S ONLY FREAKING -3 CELSIUS YOU WIMPS!!!
Finally!! My $300 Million payment has come through from the "SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATION FUND"!
January 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Finally!! My $300 Million payment has come through from the "SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATION FUND"!
Hey Americans.
Stop this crap about Canada as a "51st State". It shows you don't comprehend some basic facts:
1) Canada as a whole is significantly larger than the USA;
2) Fully SEVEN of the top ten largest North American states or provinces are Canadian;
3) We're not bloody interested. Not ever.
Stop this crap about Canada as a "51st State". It shows you don't comprehend some basic facts:
1) Canada as a whole is significantly larger than the USA;
2) Fully SEVEN of the top ten largest North American states or provinces are Canadian;
3) We're not bloody interested. Not ever.
January 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hey Americans.
Stop this crap about Canada as a "51st State". It shows you don't comprehend some basic facts:
1) Canada as a whole is significantly larger than the USA;
2) Fully SEVEN of the top ten largest North American states or provinces are Canadian;
3) We're not bloody interested. Not ever.
Stop this crap about Canada as a "51st State". It shows you don't comprehend some basic facts:
1) Canada as a whole is significantly larger than the USA;
2) Fully SEVEN of the top ten largest North American states or provinces are Canadian;
3) We're not bloody interested. Not ever.