My father insisted (& still does) on everyone wearing a helmet on our bicycles. He would love this post if he had a BlueSky or knew anything about video games.

To quote Solas: The healer has the bloodiest hands

HE JUST WANTED MYTHAL TO CHOOSE HIM, AND HERE COMES THIS DALISH GIRL WHO IS BETTER AND ALSO CHOOSES HIM WITHOUT HESITATION AND HE HAS TO WALK AWAY???

Tell her that Wolverine is a short king & lived a long life, so nothing to worry about

I'm a straight man, which means I'm attracted to women & The Iron Bull's tiddies

You are the only other person I've ever seen mention the Belgariad & I'm feeling extremely validated now