The Whole Fucking World right now: An em dash is an obvious sign that it was written by AI. No human uses those.
Me: Lol, whatevs.
The Whole Fucking World right now: An em dash is an obvious sign that it was written by AI. No human uses those.
Me: Lol, whatevs.
1. They're male
2. They're American
No foreigner or lady has ever made me fear for my safety, robbed me at gunpoint, or sexually assaulted me in my sleep.
USA, baby!
1. They're male
2. They're American
No foreigner or lady has ever made me fear for my safety, robbed me at gunpoint, or sexually assaulted me in my sleep.
USA, baby!
1. Getting laid
2. High fives with total strangers at a game because our team won
3. Free pizza
1. Getting laid
2. High fives with total strangers at a game because our team won
3. Free pizza
#OpeningDay
#OpeningDay
Me: No shit, I assumed that when I didn't hear anything for THREE MONTHS.
Me: No shit, I assumed that when I didn't hear anything for THREE MONTHS.