Dennis
@dennisstemplinski.bsky.social
Bluesky, Barfy Burgers, Girls
I resolve to make my New Year’s resolution on time.
January 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I resolve to make my New Year’s resolution on time.
Decided to spend my $2000 tariff dividend as a down payment on a 50-year mortgage. ☺️
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Decided to spend my $2000 tariff dividend as a down payment on a 50-year mortgage. ☺️
I fall back for this every year ☹️
November 2, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I fall back for this every year ☹️
I see the dumbest, most pointless AI content being shared and feel I’ve become obsolete ☹️
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I see the dumbest, most pointless AI content being shared and feel I’ve become obsolete ☹️
You don’t hear people saying “oh, dry up” anymore.
August 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You don’t hear people saying “oh, dry up” anymore.
Uh-oh, my previous post went viral. 🙈
June 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Uh-oh, my previous post went viral. 🙈
Not ordinarily much of a drinker, but I’m making onion rings this weekend and the recipe calls for “3/4 cup light-flavored beer (such as PBR or Budweiser), ice-cold” and I have no clue what else to do with the rest of this keg.
February 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Not ordinarily much of a drinker, but I’m making onion rings this weekend and the recipe calls for “3/4 cup light-flavored beer (such as PBR or Budweiser), ice-cold” and I have no clue what else to do with the rest of this keg.
Pharmacist instructed me to empty the clip into some bacteria.
(Finish a prescribed course of antibiotics even if I start to feel better.)
(Finish a prescribed course of antibiotics even if I start to feel better.)
January 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Pharmacist instructed me to empty the clip into some bacteria.
(Finish a prescribed course of antibiotics even if I start to feel better.)
(Finish a prescribed course of antibiotics even if I start to feel better.)
All I got for Christmas is you ☹️
December 25, 2024 at 7:23 PM
All I got for Christmas is you ☹️
What’s everyone’s top 100 of 2024? 🤔
December 7, 2024 at 8:31 AM
What’s everyone’s top 100 of 2024? 🤔
Thinking about getting a butter bell.
November 23, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Thinking about getting a butter bell.
Hello to my thousands of new followers 👋🏼
November 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Hello to my thousands of new followers 👋🏼
They can control the weather but they can’t put a tiny cloud right over MTG’s head that follows her around and rains on her all day?
October 4, 2024 at 3:03 PM
They can control the weather but they can’t put a tiny cloud right over MTG’s head that follows her around and rains on her all day?
btw, it was my idea to snoop around in everyone’s wastewater. I’m happy to see they’ve found an application for this.
April 4, 2024 at 5:05 PM
btw, it was my idea to snoop around in everyone’s wastewater. I’m happy to see they’ve found an application for this.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to ring in the New Year.
January 3, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong day to ring in the New Year.
I need to buy a new belt for like the 3rd time in 20 years. ☹️
December 22, 2023 at 7:42 AM
I need to buy a new belt for like the 3rd time in 20 years. ☹️
Reposted by Dennis
we’re still fairly new here. so i don’t know what it will take to get you to trust me with a minute of your time to call this number.
but i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
but i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
December 21, 2023 at 2:19 AM
we’re still fairly new here. so i don’t know what it will take to get you to trust me with a minute of your time to call this number.
but i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
but i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
Springing forward an hour tonight instead of falling back one. When everyone else zigs, I zag. 😎
November 5, 2023 at 6:22 AM
Springing forward an hour tonight instead of falling back one. When everyone else zigs, I zag. 😎
Great. I just washed my car and now there’s a tropical storm.
August 20, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Great. I just washed my car and now there’s a tropical storm.
Very proud of myself for popping out the dent in my bumper, saving me a costly repair. 💁🏼♂️
(Still embarrassed about backing my car into the Hollywood Sign, tho. 🙈)
(Still embarrassed about backing my car into the Hollywood Sign, tho. 🙈)
August 6, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Very proud of myself for popping out the dent in my bumper, saving me a costly repair. 💁🏼♂️
(Still embarrassed about backing my car into the Hollywood Sign, tho. 🙈)
(Still embarrassed about backing my car into the Hollywood Sign, tho. 🙈)
The pandemic somehow affected my shower routine and I started showering in the morning (usually after the first remote call). Just took an evening shower for the first time in ages and this is so much more pleasant! ☺️
July 31, 2023 at 3:59 AM
The pandemic somehow affected my shower routine and I started showering in the morning (usually after the first remote call). Just took an evening shower for the first time in ages and this is so much more pleasant! ☺️
I bet it would be amazing, but probably I will never make fresh pasta from scratch. ☹️
July 25, 2023 at 4:16 PM
I bet it would be amazing, but probably I will never make fresh pasta from scratch. ☹️
More like Mor-on!
(This is about Elon (Musk))
(This is about Elon (Musk))
July 24, 2023 at 4:09 AM
More like Mor-on!
(This is about Elon (Musk))
(This is about Elon (Musk))