Dennis Ittner
@dennisittner.bsky.social
Engineer. Tall guy. Hack designer. Previous life trombonist. LA sports nerd. Girl dad. Episcopalian. Surviving until 2029 on schadenfreude.
Leave the sandwich. Take the cannoli.
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Leave the sandwich. Take the cannoli.
Saved by Scott’s abscess.
October 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Saved by Scott’s abscess.
Trump’s a Death Eater? That checks out.
October 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump’s a Death Eater? That checks out.
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Stranding a lot of runners on the diamond.
August 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Stranding a lot of runners on the diamond.
Well, my MAGA-adjacent cousin certainly didn’t have any issues breaking out the McEnany/Psaki memes.
August 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well, my MAGA-adjacent cousin certainly didn’t have any issues breaking out the McEnany/Psaki memes.
Probably hit the wall considering he’s building up in-season.
July 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Probably hit the wall considering he’s building up in-season.
That picture is a spitting image of Darryl Sutter.
July 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
That picture is a spitting image of Darryl Sutter.
Bring on the Area 51 files.
July 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Bring on the Area 51 files.
Ran into Jason “Wee Man” Acuña at a coffee shop. I stared at him because he was Wee Man. He stared at me because I’m a tick under seven feet tall. Not a word was said.
July 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ran into Jason “Wee Man” Acuña at a coffee shop. I stared at him because he was Wee Man. He stared at me because I’m a tick under seven feet tall. Not a word was said.
It’s amazing that it’s even still a thing. Its only purpose now is for Boomers who can’t figure out YouTube.
June 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It’s amazing that it’s even still a thing. Its only purpose now is for Boomers who can’t figure out YouTube.
I bumped into Jason “Wee Man” Acuña at a coffee shop. I’m 6’11” so we both had a few seconds of a silent stare down where I was shocked to bump into Wee Man and he was shocked to bump into someone as tall as me.
June 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I bumped into Jason “Wee Man” Acuña at a coffee shop. I’m 6’11” so we both had a few seconds of a silent stare down where I was shocked to bump into Wee Man and he was shocked to bump into someone as tall as me.
In fairness, even Rudy Giuliani drowning in five feet of hair dye could get a murder indictment against a ham sandwich. There’s no way a jury’s going to hand out a conviction for this.
June 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
In fairness, even Rudy Giuliani drowning in five feet of hair dye could get a murder indictment against a ham sandwich. There’s no way a jury’s going to hand out a conviction for this.
Either double posting or having their posts relayed over here via a bot (e.g. @passanthalbot.bsky.social)
June 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Either double posting or having their posts relayed over here via a bot (e.g. @passanthalbot.bsky.social)
America loses out on actual screw jobs and will have to settle on figurative screw jobs.
April 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
America loses out on actual screw jobs and will have to settle on figurative screw jobs.
The Torrance Costco is finally getting noticed.
February 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The Torrance Costco is finally getting noticed.
As does this 40 pound Mexican refugee.
January 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
As does this 40 pound Mexican refugee.
Got it in Torrance.
January 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Got it in Torrance.
Justin Verlander to the Giants
January 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Justin Verlander to the Giants
Something about Anaheim and water-themed names. FOWLer, Salmon, Trout…
December 14, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Something about Anaheim and water-themed names. FOWLer, Salmon, Trout…