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Simon Patterson
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Lives in a van and chases motorbikes around the world for fun and beer money. Freelance MotoGP journalist. Opinionated.

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🇺🇦🏁 Giving away some Trackhouse MotoGP merch to help fund a medical evacuation vehicle that we're taking to Ukraine next month raffall.com/403936/enter...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
And there it is: the greatest press release in motorsport history 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Quite glad that Australia and France have decided to make me feel better by having a cracking game of rugby!
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Not saying that Ireland should have won that, given our disciple. But the score should have been a hell of a lot closer than it was… #IREvRSA
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The slightest glimmer of Irish hope… and it’s Matt Carley to the rescue again for the Springboks 🤦‍♂️ #IREvRSA
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The Springbok scrum is just… a force of nature. Incredible #IREvRSA
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
☘️ How are we still in this game?! #IREvRSA
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
WHAT A WAY TO BOUNCE BACK!! 😍 #IREvRSA
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Fuck me #IREvRSA
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Man, I hate piling on, but… Sam Prendergast just isn’t ready for the 10 #IREvRSA
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Had briefly forgotten how shockingly awful a referee Matt Carley is 🤮
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Fancy winning some signed Trackhouse MotoGP merch AND helping a good cause? Well, here's your chance! raffall.com/403936/enter...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I recorded my entire 4000km Australian road trip, and I'm going to post it as nice relaxing content over the next few weeks 🥰

Here's part one, from Katherine to Fitzroy Crossing across the NT/WA border and stopping off at Lake Argyle www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKnT...
2025 Australia Road Trip: Katherine to Fitzroy Crossing
YouTube video by Simon Patterson
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November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It's official: Maverick Vinales has a new riding coach!
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I hate car rental companies. You expect the cheap ones to treat you like scum, but Sixt's Portuguese office has just charged me £1000 for this. Gold customer who'll never be using them again.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
🇺🇦🏁 Lots of the items on our Ukraine toy drive wishlist have been reduced in price for Black Friday... www.amazon.co.uk/registries/g...
Racing for Ukraine 2025 | Amazon Gift List
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November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
‘Why is Le Mans the most popular event in MotoGP?’

Easy: because they don’t treat it like a four day event. It has year round promotion, year round fan engagement. Claude and his team do an amazing job.

Link here: 9yg6k.r.sp1-brevo.net/mk/cl/f/sh/7...
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Came home just to get brutally assaulted
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Big changes to the 2026 EWC calendar with Suzuka moving forward by a month!
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
🇺🇦🏁 If you’ve enjoyed my MotoGP ramblings this year, then can I ask you to take a few seconds to look at our fundraising for Ukraine? 🙏
🇺🇦 Racing for Ukraine 🏁 | Linktree
From the paddock to the front lines, helping save lives with your donations
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November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
🇺🇦🏁 If you’ve enjoyed my MotoGP ramblings this year, then can I ask you to take a few seconds to look at our fundraising for Ukraine? 🙏 linktr.ee/racingforukr...
🇺🇦 Racing for Ukraine 🏁 | Linktree
From the paddock to the front lines, helping save lives with your donations
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November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Same weather as Valencia in Dublin (if you just ignore that it’s 15°C colder!)
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
EXCLUSIVE spy footage of Yamaha’s private V4 test at Valencia today 😂
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Get. Me. Home.
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Mission success 😂 Even found out some interesting things!
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM