D. Fitzgerald
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Supporter of equal rights and equal opportunity for all. I despise bigots of any kind, especially anti-gay and anti-trans losers. Military vet. Defender of the Constitution, democracy, and women’s reproductive freedom. Slava Ukraini. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇦
Never has Trump conducted himself in a way that suggests he is innocent of abusing children. Everything he has said and done points directly to guilt.
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Never has Trump conducted himself in a way that suggests he is innocent of abusing children. Everything he has said and done points directly to guilt.
McDonald’s should come out with a text ad campaign with variations on the this theme:
“Hey, we’re doing our best here. Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
“It’s working. Give it time.”
“Hey, we’re doing our best here. Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
“It’s working. Give it time.”
September 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
McDonald’s should come out with a text ad campaign with variations on the this theme:
“Hey, we’re doing our best here. Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
“It’s working. Give it time.”
“Hey, we’re doing our best here. Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
“It’s working. Give it time.”
I am appalled by the absence of leadership displayed by Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer. They are bystanders at best. Why are the wimps in charge?
September 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I am appalled by the absence of leadership displayed by Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer. They are bystanders at best. Why are the wimps in charge?
Apparently, Trump didn’t die. He merely smelled as if he had.
September 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Apparently, Trump didn’t die. He merely smelled as if he had.
Republican “patriots” went from “Don’t Tread on Me” to “Here, it’ll hurt more if you wear these cleats.”
July 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Republican “patriots” went from “Don’t Tread on Me” to “Here, it’ll hurt more if you wear these cleats.”
Henceforth, Mar-a-Lardo shall be known as The Bribery Coast.
June 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Henceforth, Mar-a-Lardo shall be known as The Bribery Coast.
The American Bar Association should immediately pivot to a modified process for evaluating judicial candidates in light of the Dump administration’s refusal to provide information about those candidates. Don’t comply. Adapt. Provide a rating based on available information.
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June 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The American Bar Association should immediately pivot to a modified process for evaluating judicial candidates in light of the Dump administration’s refusal to provide information about those candidates. Don’t comply. Adapt. Provide a rating based on available information.
@americanbar.org
@americanbar.org
At the rate Roadkill Rob’s going, members of the Kennedy family will soon start charging their names to less toxic options, like Manson, Lecter, and The Ripper.
June 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
At the rate Roadkill Rob’s going, members of the Kennedy family will soon start charging their names to less toxic options, like Manson, Lecter, and The Ripper.
Attorney General Pam Bondi holds a press conference:
“You guys, we finally decided why we deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia.”
“You guys, we finally decided why we deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia.”
June 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Attorney General Pam Bondi holds a press conference:
“You guys, we finally decided why we deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia.”
“You guys, we finally decided why we deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia.”
Sure, Pam Bondi is a relentlessly clownish liar, but I’m sure she’s telling the truth about Abrego Garcia, which is why they charged him with these crimes before they illegally deported him. What? They didn’t? Oh, then she’s a lying sack.
June 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Sure, Pam Bondi is a relentlessly clownish liar, but I’m sure she’s telling the truth about Abrego Garcia, which is why they charged him with these crimes before they illegally deported him. What? They didn’t? Oh, then she’s a lying sack.
Someone should produce an annual award show in which the worst public servants can be nominated in a variety of categories to vye for an Oscars-like statuette called the Orange Taco, thus creating an institution that ridicules Trump and his acolytes every year, forevermore.
May 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Someone should produce an annual award show in which the worst public servants can be nominated in a variety of categories to vye for an Oscars-like statuette called the Orange Taco, thus creating an institution that ridicules Trump and his acolytes every year, forevermore.
All elected Democrats should relentlessly refer to Donald Dump as the most bribed president in US history.
May 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
All elected Democrats should relentlessly refer to Donald Dump as the most bribed president in US history.
Not to mention a squirrel or two.
May 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Not to mention a squirrel or two.
Bring it, Cecily Strong!
May 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Bring it, Cecily Strong!
Goodbye, Papa. Hello, Poopy. "We're gonna need a lot more incense."
May 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Goodbye, Papa. Hello, Poopy. "We're gonna need a lot more incense."
Happy tidings in advance to all the families preparing to celebrate Pete Hegseth Fired with a Tweet Day.
April 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Happy tidings in advance to all the families preparing to celebrate Pete Hegseth Fired with a Tweet Day.
US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlik is what happens when an Oompa-Loompa is raised on a diet of lead paint chips and ivermectin.
April 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlik is what happens when an Oompa-Loompa is raised on a diet of lead paint chips and ivermectin.
Why call Elon Muk the richest man in the world when you can instead call him the world’s worst dad? Both are true, but Elmo could go broke in the near future, whereas he’ll always be the worst father on earth.
April 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Why call Elon Muk the richest man in the world when you can instead call him the world’s worst dad? Both are true, but Elmo could go broke in the near future, whereas he’ll always be the worst father on earth.
Instead of calling Elmo Muskrat “the world’s richest man,” I think we should call him the world’s worst dad. They’re both true now, but Elmo could go broke in the future, whereas he will forever be an awful parent.
April 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Instead of calling Elmo Muskrat “the world’s richest man,” I think we should call him the world’s worst dad. They’re both true now, but Elmo could go broke in the future, whereas he will forever be an awful parent.
Republicans were howling for Hillary Clinton to be locked up for far less than the idiocy this gang perpetrated. And, by the way, Hillary was right about everything.
March 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Republicans were howling for Hillary Clinton to be locked up for far less than the idiocy this gang perpetrated. And, by the way, Hillary was right about everything.
Having a chronic inebriate as secretary of defense is working out about as well as expected.
March 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Having a chronic inebriate as secretary of defense is working out about as well as expected.
Question: Was “Secretary of Defense” Pete Hegseth drunk af when he texted U.S. war plans to the editor of The Atlantic magazine?
Answer: Trick question! Pete Hegseth is always drunk af.
Answer: Trick question! Pete Hegseth is always drunk af.
March 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Question: Was “Secretary of Defense” Pete Hegseth drunk af when he texted U.S. war plans to the editor of The Atlantic magazine?
Answer: Trick question! Pete Hegseth is always drunk af.
Answer: Trick question! Pete Hegseth is always drunk af.
Made some new buttons today. God, I hate Nazis.
March 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Made some new buttons today. God, I hate Nazis.