@deneen.bsky.social
A guy I knew in college worked on those! The body was plastic. Felt like one of those blue 55 gal drums.
January 23, 2026 at 6:18 PM
A guy I knew in college worked on those! The body was plastic. Felt like one of those blue 55 gal drums.
Sassy and annoyed Jones-coded Cat in the Hat will live rent free in my brain until the heat death of the universe.
January 22, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Sassy and annoyed Jones-coded Cat in the Hat will live rent free in my brain until the heat death of the universe.
Split the difference and grow one out.
January 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Split the difference and grow one out.
Missing the hand-knit mittens, tho.
January 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Missing the hand-knit mittens, tho.
<OLD> The kids are all right.</OLD>
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
<OLD> The kids are all right.</OLD>
Daycares have locks for this very reason.
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Daycares have locks for this very reason.
I love how raisins have become the culinary "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" of whiteness.
January 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I love how raisins have become the culinary "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" of whiteness.
(Apologies to ZZ Top.)
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
(Apologies to ZZ Top.)
Toutes les filles raffolent d'un homme bien habillé !
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Toutes les filles raffolent d'un homme bien habillé !
This. "I've added more to it than any other president, ever! It should be named after me!"
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This. "I've added more to it than any other president, ever! It should be named after me!"
How many times a day do you ask yourself if your life is real or just a fever dream?
(Wait, you're a poet. Probably many even before the Solange thing.)
(Wait, you're a poet. Probably many even before the Solange thing.)
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How many times a day do you ask yourself if your life is real or just a fever dream?
(Wait, you're a poet. Probably many even before the Solange thing.)
(Wait, you're a poet. Probably many even before the Solange thing.)
No as big as that little bitch Elmo.
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
No as big as that little bitch Elmo.
I thought you were my SIL for a moment, but no. Different cat.
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I thought you were my SIL for a moment, but no. Different cat.
And now, we wait!
Pass me a bran muffin, will ya?
Pass me a bran muffin, will ya?
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
And now, we wait!
Pass me a bran muffin, will ya?
Pass me a bran muffin, will ya?
(Preparing for thanksgiving dinner like)
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
(Preparing for thanksgiving dinner like)
Should you find yourselves in Fort Collins any time, check out Explorado. Fully celiac safe bakery/coffee shop.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Should you find yourselves in Fort Collins any time, check out Explorado. Fully celiac safe bakery/coffee shop.
Is that 4 minutes more than most guys or 4 minutes less?
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Is that 4 minutes more than most guys or 4 minutes less?
First followup question: How many pigs did you buy?
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First followup question: How many pigs did you buy?
Etsy Witches take the wheel
October 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Etsy Witches take the wheel
Based on the zero recs so far, I'm hesitant to suggest, but Mouli Rouge!?
I'm not a musicals fan, but that one spoke to me.
I'm not a musicals fan, but that one spoke to me.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Based on the zero recs so far, I'm hesitant to suggest, but Mouli Rouge!?
I'm not a musicals fan, but that one spoke to me.
I'm not a musicals fan, but that one spoke to me.
She died as she lived: pooping.
October 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
She died as she lived: pooping.
Drag name for a nun-themed muscle mommy.
September 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Drag name for a nun-themed muscle mommy.