Sarah Dempster
@dempster2000.bsky.social
Writer of nonsenses for “the wireless”, contributor to Private Eye & the Guardian. I like books.
a touching tribute to our saviour, the lord jesus crust
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a touching tribute to our saviour, the lord jesus crust
One of the things I appreciate most about living in Norfolk is the fact that it induces a near-constant state of bewilderment. 1/3
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
One of the things I appreciate most about living in Norfolk is the fact that it induces a near-constant state of bewilderment. 1/3
Ludwig van Beakhoven
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Ludwig van Beakhoven
Craig Revel Horwood’s transformation into an occult bookshop owner in an Amicus portmanteau appears to be entering its imperial phase.
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Craig Revel Horwood’s transformation into an occult bookshop owner in an Amicus portmanteau appears to be entering its imperial phase.
The People’s Nonce, here, dressed as the Woking branch of Hobbycraft
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The People’s Nonce, here, dressed as the Woking branch of Hobbycraft
Curry & Chips (LWT, 1969)
October 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Curry & Chips (LWT, 1969)
If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
October 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
Another outing for Dirty Harry. The sickest of 70s masterpieces.
October 6, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Another outing for Dirty Harry. The sickest of 70s masterpieces.
Starmer captured here seconds before conducting a colonoscopy
October 6, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Starmer captured here seconds before conducting a colonoscopy
19. Camel footstool with “glamour knee” feature
September 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
19. Camel footstool with “glamour knee” feature
18. “Lovely Pair of Coconuts”
September 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
18. “Lovely Pair of Coconuts”
52 today. Egregious.
September 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
52 today. Egregious.
“This UK bread giant is scared, he doesn’t know why he’s so big.”
August 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
“This UK bread giant is scared, he doesn’t know why he’s so big.”
He died for our thinth.
August 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
He died for our thinth.
Saw this and immediately assumed MasterChef was now being accused of mishandling the Afghan resettlement scheme
July 16, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Saw this and immediately assumed MasterChef was now being accused of mishandling the Afghan resettlement scheme
“This has been brutal. For a working-class man with a direct manner, modern broadcasting has become a dangerous place. I was the headline this time. But I won't be the last."
July 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“This has been brutal. For a working-class man with a direct manner, modern broadcasting has become a dangerous place. I was the headline this time. But I won't be the last."
I can’t be the only Tintin fanatic who “upon” hearing the word Alcaraz automatically thinks:
#Wimbledon
#Wimbledon
July 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I can’t be the only Tintin fanatic who “upon” hearing the word Alcaraz automatically thinks:
#Wimbledon
#Wimbledon
I see Gregg Wallace is taking his sacking well
July 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I see Gregg Wallace is taking his sacking well
“Dangerous environment” = a workplace with women in it who don’t find Gregg Wallace’s jokes about his penis funny.
July 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Dangerous environment” = a workplace with women in it who don’t find Gregg Wallace’s jokes about his penis funny.