What I’m really wondering about the rapture, is whether it would be considered a kindness to give the disappointed a measure of what they want, by pretending they don’t exist anymore.
September 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
What I’m really wondering about the rapture, is whether it would be considered a kindness to give the disappointed a measure of what they want, by pretending they don’t exist anymore.
As a biological research scientist who has worked on cell biological issues related to autism, and proud father to an autistic and wonderful son, I can affirm that our (soon to be formerly) world class biomedical research effort is now fully in the hands of internet conspiracy theorists.
September 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
As a biological research scientist who has worked on cell biological issues related to autism, and proud father to an autistic and wonderful son, I can affirm that our (soon to be formerly) world class biomedical research effort is now fully in the hands of internet conspiracy theorists.
A new thing I’m seeing is charm bracelets that symbolize ‘adopting’ some endangered animal. Elephants and sea turtles most recently. And according to the FB Algorithm, because I clicked on one of these, I now need 17 different bracelets to feel whole.
September 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A new thing I’m seeing is charm bracelets that symbolize ‘adopting’ some endangered animal. Elephants and sea turtles most recently. And according to the FB Algorithm, because I clicked on one of these, I now need 17 different bracelets to feel whole.
Does anyone else get a serial killer vibe from that new Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson commercial? 🤣
September 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Does anyone else get a serial killer vibe from that new Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson commercial? 🤣
Of groups I can think of who will benefit from the murder of Charlie Kirk, trans people and Democrats ain’t among them.
September 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Of groups I can think of who will benefit from the murder of Charlie Kirk, trans people and Democrats ain’t among them.
Does the fact that there is currently a Wednesday Addams meal at Wendy’s mean that Emo is back? I need to keep up with who I’m trying to keep off my lawn.
September 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Does the fact that there is currently a Wednesday Addams meal at Wendy’s mean that Emo is back? I need to keep up with who I’m trying to keep off my lawn.
Ya ever been eating spicy food, which makes you sneeze mid-mouthful, drawing a bit of spice into your throat, so now you’re sneezing and coughing simultaneously, which interestingly cancel each other out, paralyzing your breathing? Good times. (I’m OK now. 🤣).
September 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ya ever been eating spicy food, which makes you sneeze mid-mouthful, drawing a bit of spice into your throat, so now you’re sneezing and coughing simultaneously, which interestingly cancel each other out, paralyzing your breathing? Good times. (I’m OK now. 🤣).
“Mutt” is from the Latin, meaning best kind of dog.
September 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“Mutt” is from the Latin, meaning best kind of dog.
It’s such a relief to finally find a piece of home exercise equipment that fits into the corner of the living room, out of the way. It’s been doing a great job of it! Sitting in the corner out of the way.
August 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s such a relief to finally find a piece of home exercise equipment that fits into the corner of the living room, out of the way. It’s been doing a great job of it! Sitting in the corner out of the way.
Bella pooped in the lobby of the vet yesterday. I was mortified. The vet staff were nonchalant (happens all the time!). Bella was like “take that! Fuckin’ Vet”.
August 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Bella pooped in the lobby of the vet yesterday. I was mortified. The vet staff were nonchalant (happens all the time!). Bella was like “take that! Fuckin’ Vet”.
Currently watching an ad from an internet ad-matching firm, bragging about how their superior process resulted in targeting this very ad to me, a person with no conceivable use for their product.
August 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Currently watching an ad from an internet ad-matching firm, bragging about how their superior process resulted in targeting this very ad to me, a person with no conceivable use for their product.
It’s been a long quest, but I have found it! Eureka! The center of the internet. It’s a sub on Reddit called r/dontputyourdickinthat. The name of the link was too temping not to click. It wasn’t at all what I was expecting. It’s actually pretty funny.
August 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It’s been a long quest, but I have found it! Eureka! The center of the internet. It’s a sub on Reddit called r/dontputyourdickinthat. The name of the link was too temping not to click. It wasn’t at all what I was expecting. It’s actually pretty funny.
I realize that this stripe of sacrilege is nothing new. But in what universe does it makes sense that Frapachinos be represented by Baba O’Reilly?
August 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I realize that this stripe of sacrilege is nothing new. But in what universe does it makes sense that Frapachinos be represented by Baba O’Reilly?
Bella had a little accident and I didn’t have a carpet cleaner. I wanted next day delivery. The only choice for next day was 5:00 -8:00AM. Friggin Amazon driver called my phone at 5:30 AM. Somehow it feels like I deserved it.
July 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Bella had a little accident and I didn’t have a carpet cleaner. I wanted next day delivery. The only choice for next day was 5:00 -8:00AM. Friggin Amazon driver called my phone at 5:30 AM. Somehow it feels like I deserved it.
To paraphrase Carlin: the guy sitting next to me on the plane. His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
July 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
To paraphrase Carlin: the guy sitting next to me on the plane. His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Seems to me that the theme of the latest BMW commercial is: buy this car you’re gonna need to work a lot of overtime to afford, and use it to play hooky from work. 🤣
July 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Seems to me that the theme of the latest BMW commercial is: buy this car you’re gonna need to work a lot of overtime to afford, and use it to play hooky from work. 🤣
Do you know what I need? I need ‘Door Dash For cash’. Going to the ATM is almost the only reason I need to go anywhere.
July 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Do you know what I need? I need ‘Door Dash For cash’. Going to the ATM is almost the only reason I need to go anywhere.
Had hankering for In-N-Out today. There is a Kristy Cream next door. Had the whole debate with myself. Decided I could get only 2 donuts. Big sign: $9.99 a dozen! So I ordered a dozen. Get to the window, they wanted $28. Fine print 🤣. Cancelled and got only 2. Proud of myself.
July 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Had hankering for In-N-Out today. There is a Kristy Cream next door. Had the whole debate with myself. Decided I could get only 2 donuts. Big sign: $9.99 a dozen! So I ordered a dozen. Get to the window, they wanted $28. Fine print 🤣. Cancelled and got only 2. Proud of myself.
Riding the elevator with (another) old man. He was carrying a mug. He said it was for green tea , and then proceeded to describe his regimen for regular bowel movements. 🤣. Not to be outdone, I told him to stop screwing around and get some Gut Gruel, because that stuff is amazing! He started it!
June 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Riding the elevator with (another) old man. He was carrying a mug. He said it was for green tea , and then proceeded to describe his regimen for regular bowel movements. 🤣. Not to be outdone, I told him to stop screwing around and get some Gut Gruel, because that stuff is amazing! He started it!
Jesus! (Literally 🤣). The person one cabin over (cruise) is blaring some fire and brimstone broadcast. I think I’m going to have to do some counter programming. Maybe a little death metal? I don’t like death metal, but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
June 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Jesus! (Literally 🤣). The person one cabin over (cruise) is blaring some fire and brimstone broadcast. I think I’m going to have to do some counter programming. Maybe a little death metal? I don’t like death metal, but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
Asshole neighbor. Walked dog all over the vacant lot across the street, concluded she didn’t need to poop. Promptly poops in yard. I’m literally bent over, picking it up, and he starts berating me for ‘letting’ her poop there. I keep pointing out that I’m picking it up. He keeps being an ass.
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May 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Asshole neighbor. Walked dog all over the vacant lot across the street, concluded she didn’t need to poop. Promptly poops in yard. I’m literally bent over, picking it up, and he starts berating me for ‘letting’ her poop there. I keep pointing out that I’m picking it up. He keeps being an ass.
There is a player on the Kansas City Royals named Pasquentano. He’s a big dude and his teammates call him “Pasquatch”, because of course they do.
May 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
There is a player on the Kansas City Royals named Pasquentano. He’s a big dude and his teammates call him “Pasquatch”, because of course they do.
I was watching a vid on worst Vegas hotels. At one point she commented on a property that had ‘sketchy customers’. She illustrated it with a clip of a man walking across a casino floor. A man who apparently has access to my wardrobe. And my barber. 🤣
May 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I was watching a vid on worst Vegas hotels. At one point she commented on a property that had ‘sketchy customers’. She illustrated it with a clip of a man walking across a casino floor. A man who apparently has access to my wardrobe. And my barber. 🤣
It seems weird that this ‘record’ exists at all.
May 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It seems weird that this ‘record’ exists at all.
NFL Draft. They hand each pick their new team’s hat in front of a mirror. There is a camera behind the mirror to get the first photo each each athlete in their new hat. Trouble is, they mounted the mirror so low for these tall athletes, that you can’t see the hat. 🤣
April 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
NFL Draft. They hand each pick their new team’s hat in front of a mirror. There is a camera behind the mirror to get the first photo each each athlete in their new hat. Trouble is, they mounted the mirror so low for these tall athletes, that you can’t see the hat. 🤣