Hey if you've got an Instant Pot that detects burned-on food and you actually *like* that it shuts off instead of simply warning you and carrying on doing its job, reply here so everyone can know you're a pathological liar.

Therapist: " @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social with his eyes open isn't real, he can't hurt you."

@dropouttv.bsky.social @samreich.bsky.social please don't tell my wife that I let the cat sleep in my chair while I craned myself over the side of the desk for half an hour to make this

Tribute to a video by Jonathan Nickerson, and also a clip to debut the resurrection of my death metal career! #deathmetal #progmetal