Don't forget your annual eye test

Noticeable lack of denial that it's his flange though. #flangechat

Savage abuse at the merger vote. #1996chat

Grab your letter from the club and turn up at Selhurst Park. #1990chat

Andrew Lamprill wins end-of-season trip award. #1994chat

No need to spend $13 to see Andrew Obst in his undercrackers now that they've given it away in the ad. #1993chat #adchat

That's the first player we've drafted with a surname that sounds like this guy laughing

Thank you, and for the benefit of any monitoring rozzers let's be clear that this placement is coincidental

Bring back Sam as the spokesman. #crackinandhaveacrack

We're compensating for years of hiding the nomination process by having more candidates than the Senate. Hoping for some big nuffy action in the candidate statements.

Last month I did the traditional summer Kayo cancellation and it charged me again, now when I try to kill it a second time this keeps coming up even though the "why are you leaving survey?" loads.

I'll shamefully crawl back in a few months but these people can eat an unsalted bag of the proverbial.

Revenge of the minor umpires in the 1993 VFA Grand Final - featuring the many crimes of D. Chrimes #1993chat