Demian Linn
@demian-linn.bsky.social
Game writer. XDefiant, South Park: TFBW, ex-EGM/1UP/Bitmob.
I have a Phantom chef’s apron. It’s very special to me.
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I have a Phantom chef’s apron. It’s very special to me.
"Talked to a window film distributor" is a prime example of the content I'm here for
November 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"Talked to a window film distributor" is a prime example of the content I'm here for
Wow who shot him? Seems like a detail that should be in the headline!
November 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Wow who shot him? Seems like a detail that should be in the headline!
No doubt in league with the Iberian killer whale crew
October 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
No doubt in league with the Iberian killer whale crew
So sorry to see this. Way too soon.
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
So sorry to see this. Way too soon.
I, on the other hand, only want to know when action figures I can masturbate to are on clearance
October 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I, on the other hand, only want to know when action figures I can masturbate to are on clearance
(sorry, tortilla is on there, my mistake)
October 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
(sorry, tortilla is on there, my mistake)
Love this but it's missing some important breads. Baguette, dinner roll, sourdough boule, milk bread, roti, spelt, brioche, tortilla, soda bread, arepa, pretzel, rye, Hawaiian roll
October 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Love this but it's missing some important breads. Baguette, dinner roll, sourdough boule, milk bread, roti, spelt, brioche, tortilla, soda bread, arepa, pretzel, rye, Hawaiian roll
En route to Riyadh?
September 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
En route to Riyadh?
I wrote a physical letter to Bob Iger and called him a bitch so maybe you still have some work to do.
September 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I wrote a physical letter to Bob Iger and called him a bitch so maybe you still have some work to do.
I’m lookin’! (for work)
September 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m lookin’! (for work)
Please step down. You're not up to this job anymore.
September 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Please step down. You're not up to this job anymore.
So many other planets with sensible gun laws, and ape almost never kill ape there.
September 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
So many other planets with sensible gun laws, and ape almost never kill ape there.
Oh wait that was Ted Danson on A Man on the Inside, don't mind me
September 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh wait that was Ted Danson on A Man on the Inside, don't mind me
My daughter was like, “Why don’t you dress like that?”
September 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My daughter was like, “Why don’t you dress like that?”
I still think about dumb things I said on podcasts 15+ years ago so you got that to look forward to
September 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I still think about dumb things I said on podcasts 15+ years ago so you got that to look forward to
In my dreams, she replies with, “Are you a trustworthy person?” Pandemonium ensues, the entire administration topples
September 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
In my dreams, she replies with, “Are you a trustworthy person?” Pandemonium ensues, the entire administration topples
It actually works for every title of every book.
August 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It actually works for every title of every book.