Marmota Maniacalis
@demented-marmot.bsky.social
(you can call me Jay) He/Him - an American expat living in Amsterdam. Gaymer, Sci-Fi, foodie, and wine lover. 🏳️🌈 ☮️ 🔞 Free 🍉
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Happy Turkey Day!
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Happy Turkey Day!
Do I want to be sending emails at 10 PM? NO
Is it okay, because my company will reward my loyalty and commitment? Also, NO.
Is it okay, because my company will reward my loyalty and commitment? Also, NO.
Eh Meh GIF
ALT: Eh Meh GIF
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November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Do I want to be sending emails at 10 PM? NO
Is it okay, because my company will reward my loyalty and commitment? Also, NO.
Is it okay, because my company will reward my loyalty and commitment? Also, NO.
I have to go to Zurich next week for work. Which, by itself, isn't a big deal, it's just the 7 AM flight I'm not looking forward to... I'm most decidedly NOT a morning person.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I have to go to Zurich next week for work. Which, by itself, isn't a big deal, it's just the 7 AM flight I'm not looking forward to... I'm most decidedly NOT a morning person.
A bit of good news. www.joemygod.com/2025/11/eu-h...
EU High Court: All Members Must Recognize Marriages - Joe.My.God.
Reuters reports: EU countries must recognise a marriage between EU citizens of the same sex lawfully concluded in another member state, the bloc’s Court of Justice said on Tuesday. The court said Pola...
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November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
A bit of good news. www.joemygod.com/2025/11/eu-h...
new friend: So what's your 'type.'
me: I'm a slut, I don't really have a 'type'. I mean, some form of employment and not homeless would be preferred, but I'm not drawing any hard lines...
new friend:
me: I'm a slut, I don't really have a 'type'. I mean, some form of employment and not homeless would be preferred, but I'm not drawing any hard lines...
new friend:
a man in a car with the word schitts creek on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a car with the word schitts creek on the bottom right
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November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
new friend: So what's your 'type.'
me: I'm a slut, I don't really have a 'type'. I mean, some form of employment and not homeless would be preferred, but I'm not drawing any hard lines...
new friend:
me: I'm a slut, I don't really have a 'type'. I mean, some form of employment and not homeless would be preferred, but I'm not drawing any hard lines...
new friend:
for real though...
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
for real though...
Pregnancy surprise videos are so cute, but please stop handing people the pregnancy test to look at. You PEED on that...
a woman is sitting on a couch with the words stop it written on the bottom
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with the words stop it written on the bottom
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November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Pregnancy surprise videos are so cute, but please stop handing people the pregnancy test to look at. You PEED on that...
Were you expecting to find them alive? 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Were you expecting to find them alive? 🤔
I'm hosting Thanksgiving next week, so this weekend means lots of cleaning. Oh joy... 😑
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'm hosting Thanksgiving next week, so this weekend means lots of cleaning. Oh joy... 😑
The weather has turned cold, and chapped lip season is upon me. 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The weather has turned cold, and chapped lip season is upon me. 🙄
"Alcohol may intensify the effects of this medication." I never know if this is a warning or a suggestion... 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"Alcohol may intensify the effects of this medication." I never know if this is a warning or a suggestion... 🤔
One of my bosses asked if I could come into the office more often. I had to decline respectfully...due to health reasons. Not my health; other people's health - 'cause if I have to be in the office every day, I'm gonna end up shanking a bitch.
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
One of my bosses asked if I could come into the office more often. I had to decline respectfully...due to health reasons. Not my health; other people's health - 'cause if I have to be in the office every day, I'm gonna end up shanking a bitch.
Tomorrow is Monday - another workweek ahead...
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Tomorrow is Monday - another workweek ahead...
Amazing to think that America will attack Venezuela based on whether Congress votes to release the Epstein files... www.joemygod.com/2025/11/us-w...
US Warships And 12,000 Troops Now Near Venezuela - Joe.My.God.
The Associated Press reports: The nation’s most advanced aircraft carrier arrived in the Caribbean Sea on Sunday in a display of U.S. military power, raising questions about what the new influx of tro...
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November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Amazing to think that America will attack Venezuela based on whether Congress votes to release the Epstein files... www.joemygod.com/2025/11/us-w...
The cold, rainy weather called for minestrone, so I made minestrone, and it was delish. Now for a nice, chill Friday evening doing *checks note* absolutely fuckall
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The cold, rainy weather called for minestrone, so I made minestrone, and it was delish. Now for a nice, chill Friday evening doing *checks note* absolutely fuckall
Going out for dinner and drinks with a friend tonight. Couldn't tell you the last time I was social on a weeknight. 😄
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Going out for dinner and drinks with a friend tonight. Couldn't tell you the last time I was social on a weeknight. 😄
I'm not sure if I'm looking forward to the holidays or not. Thanksgiving is 2 weeks away, and I'm not mentally prepared... I did get a turkey, so I guess that's a start. 🤷♂️
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I'm not sure if I'm looking forward to the holidays or not. Thanksgiving is 2 weeks away, and I'm not mentally prepared... I did get a turkey, so I guess that's a start. 🤷♂️
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Let's see who's behind the mask.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Let's see who's behind the mask.
Found out I need to be in London for a workshop on Tuesday. Flying in early morning and out in the evening, and I'm already tired thinking about. 😴
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Found out I need to be in London for a workshop on Tuesday. Flying in early morning and out in the evening, and I'm already tired thinking about. 😴
Between Cheney's death and the election results, I'm on the verge of being in a good mood for the first time in months...
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Between Cheney's death and the election results, I'm on the verge of being in a good mood for the first time in months...
There's nothing wrong with the climate.../sarcasm www.dutchnews.nl/2025/11/reco...
Record run of mild days continues as temperatures stay above 10° - DutchNews.nl
The Netherlands has set a new record for mild weather this year, with the maximum temperature at the De Bilt weather station staying above 10° for 234 consecutive days — the longest such period since ...
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November 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
There's nothing wrong with the climate.../sarcasm www.dutchnews.nl/2025/11/reco...
Hearing the news of Dick Cheney's passing reminds me that sometimes I wish I weren't an atheist so I could truly believe he's in Hell.
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hearing the news of Dick Cheney's passing reminds me that sometimes I wish I weren't an atheist so I could truly believe he's in Hell.
A little bit of Autumn color on Javastraat in Amsterdam Oost.
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A little bit of Autumn color on Javastraat in Amsterdam Oost.