Lemond
@demelond.bsky.social
Vicennial wife, cat mom, cult survivor, democracy voter, avid gamer, sys-admin, aspiring artist.
Too lazy to find my potato monster avatar. Orange sprout for now.
Too lazy to find my potato monster avatar. Orange sprout for now.
I once played Older on a jukebox in a crowded restaurant.
December 18, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I once played Older on a jukebox in a crowded restaurant.
I had to scroll for so long to get past his forehead.
December 18, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I had to scroll for so long to get past his forehead.
When my tea kettle whistles, danger is afoot.
If I'm chasing someone, I must check the ceiling too, obviously.
The drink is poisoned, or it's the peas.
Security is totally cool if I run thru an airport to stop someone from boarding.
Only the best costumes are worn at teen Halloween parties.
If I'm chasing someone, I must check the ceiling too, obviously.
The drink is poisoned, or it's the peas.
Security is totally cool if I run thru an airport to stop someone from boarding.
Only the best costumes are worn at teen Halloween parties.
December 14, 2024 at 11:11 PM
When my tea kettle whistles, danger is afoot.
If I'm chasing someone, I must check the ceiling too, obviously.
The drink is poisoned, or it's the peas.
Security is totally cool if I run thru an airport to stop someone from boarding.
Only the best costumes are worn at teen Halloween parties.
If I'm chasing someone, I must check the ceiling too, obviously.
The drink is poisoned, or it's the peas.
Security is totally cool if I run thru an airport to stop someone from boarding.
Only the best costumes are worn at teen Halloween parties.
Could also describe his orange buddy.
December 14, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Could also describe his orange buddy.
Am I... not supposed to like this image?
Granted, it's more Halloween than Xmas but I often only pretend to get jokes.
Granted, it's more Halloween than Xmas but I often only pretend to get jokes.
December 14, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Am I... not supposed to like this image?
Granted, it's more Halloween than Xmas but I often only pretend to get jokes.
Granted, it's more Halloween than Xmas but I often only pretend to get jokes.
Is there a list? Time to cost them and their shareholders more than a cool mil.
December 14, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Is there a list? Time to cost them and their shareholders more than a cool mil.
Lol and when you respond it's apparent that you haven't used your vocal chords since waking.
December 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Lol and when you respond it's apparent that you haven't used your vocal chords since waking.
Ignored call leaves a voice-mail
Package delivered to unknown neighbor
Car breaks down at tollbooth
Still must pay the toll
Tummy ache, lost fart roulette
Replied all with snarky observation
Need six words, have only.....
Package delivered to unknown neighbor
Car breaks down at tollbooth
Still must pay the toll
Tummy ache, lost fart roulette
Replied all with snarky observation
Need six words, have only.....
December 13, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Ignored call leaves a voice-mail
Package delivered to unknown neighbor
Car breaks down at tollbooth
Still must pay the toll
Tummy ache, lost fart roulette
Replied all with snarky observation
Need six words, have only.....
Package delivered to unknown neighbor
Car breaks down at tollbooth
Still must pay the toll
Tummy ache, lost fart roulette
Replied all with snarky observation
Need six words, have only.....
Future archeologists trying to decipher rocks around the world engraved with 'darKlord42069'
December 11, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Future archeologists trying to decipher rocks around the world engraved with 'darKlord42069'
I'm wearing new socks
December 11, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I'm wearing new socks
Or you caught a ghost with your mouse trap
December 11, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Or you caught a ghost with your mouse trap
He was the genius who figured out that you can't spell USA without 'US'
December 10, 2024 at 6:03 PM
He was the genius who figured out that you can't spell USA without 'US'
Welp, we know who is driving the aubergine car. Telling on yourself is the epitome of selfless heroism.
December 10, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Welp, we know who is driving the aubergine car. Telling on yourself is the epitome of selfless heroism.
Back when IMDB had a comment section there was a maintained thread that tracked which episodes/cases were solved. There's probably something on reddit somewhere.
December 10, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Back when IMDB had a comment section there was a maintained thread that tracked which episodes/cases were solved. There's probably something on reddit somewhere.
Oh noooo... don't get rid of the EC.... that would own libs sooo hard...
December 9, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Oh noooo... don't get rid of the EC.... that would own libs sooo hard...
I always check for the cat, even though I just saw him sleeping in the other room and it's impossible for him to climb into the oven. That's when I remember to remove the Le Creuset, sheet pans, and that dirty skillet I hid last week.
December 9, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I always check for the cat, even though I just saw him sleeping in the other room and it's impossible for him to climb into the oven. That's when I remember to remove the Le Creuset, sheet pans, and that dirty skillet I hid last week.
Season to taste, I always say.
December 9, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Season to taste, I always say.