We know what you did.

Uptown Bus that morphs into Uptoon Train 🚌🚅

"How do I stop my reporters reporting things?"

Solution: pay off the lowest debt eg $1 and distribute that amount to all debtors. Remove those who are now debt free from the list. Then pay off the next lowest debt and distribute that amount to remaining debtors. Continue until all debt is paid off.

Yes he's begging, that's why he called you all "dipshits". I guess you were too busy protesting the cause du jour when they were teaching reading comprehension at school.