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Dannel Jurado
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Union steward @kickstarterunited.org
software engineer (but not on weekends)

Avatar illustrated by @caitlinroseboyle.com

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related: being a bard is super silly
screenshot of D&D Beyond ability scores where my bard has kind of insane bonuses to abilities
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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That’s my mayor (I live in Bushwick btw) 😌
Picture of Zohran Mamdani, now mayor elect of NYC walking out on stage at his victory party
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Misinformation is being spread about my household!!!
Screenshot of iOS text message where the messaged claims someone in my household didn’t vote in 2024 and reminding me to vote in the NYC mayoral election. I answered “Who? My cat? She is a one issue voter (whoever gives the most Churu)”
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Damn, that's crazy. Anyway, unions rule. Staying strong with @kickstarterunited.org even 30 days in
Screenshot of the top of kickstarterunited.org indicating that we've been on strike for 30 days now.
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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As you all probably know, I love to commission art whenever I can, I love when people make art and I absolutely despise all the AI slop that’s been happening everywhere. It only made sense that I commissioned a piece where I made that clear from @caitlinroseboyle.com
Illustration by Caitlin Rose Boyle where I am depicted in a jacket holding a bat and smashing in a robot with a screen for a head that reads “You’re absolutely right to dig into that” a phrase that many AI agents say when you question them. The bat has a “no sparkle emoji” logo on it and the sound effects THWAK and KRUNCH are coming from the hit. The background is a digital alleyway
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I wanted to look up which Thomas Sankara quote @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social paraphrased on stage on Monday night, I was not disappointed
You cannot carry out fundamental change without a certain amount of madness. In this case, it comes from nonconformity, the courage to turn your back on the old formulas, the courage to invent the future. It took the madmen of yesterday for us to be able to act with extreme clarity today. I want to be one of those madmen. We must dare to invent the future. - Thomas Sankara
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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I really love this @kickstarterunited.org logo guy that @robdubbin.bsky.social made for the Starfriends Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bra...
Some Starfriends flanking a Kickstarter United logo with some matching eyes. The text below the image says “Kickstarter campaigns and labor unions are both about the power of collective action, when you think about it!”
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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That’s me onstage at the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social in my @flomask.bsky.social
Zohran Mamdani in front of a group of people from various NYC unions that endorse him
October 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Thanks for coming to our picket line @katmabu.bsky.social! Here’s Arduina, she’s hoping you feel better soon
Picture of a Russian Blue cat named Arduina lying on a pillow looking off camera. Her front paws are stretched out in front of her
October 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Feels like the last person I would call tbh, I need a doctor or a nurse, not a precision marksman
Photo of a billboard near a CubeSmart building with a man in a suit on it next to the text: “Injured? Call the sniper!” in front of an iPhone 17 ad in a post capitalist landscape
October 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I swear the samosas got smaller recently
Picture of James Doakes from Dexter staring right ahead off camera while sitting in a car used commonly in the “But you can’t prove it” meme
September 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Me, when a little bit of greenery starts growing out from the concrete
September 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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My Titan, every time I play older Destiny content:
single comic panel of the Haus of Decline comic in which Pearl from the Crystal Gems tells Steven Universe "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Steven" and Steven responds with "Damn"
August 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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In positive news: I resolved to kiss my cat on the forehead every morning since my other cat passed and she's finally used to it!!! It only took 8 months!
Picture of my cat Arduina (a Russian Blue cat with a stereotypical grey coat) on my bed looking up at the camera
August 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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lol. lmao. I can't complain because I got two immersives in the first 20 packs but also this whole situation has to suck and they remedied it before the stolen/traced art got out there
Placeholder text for the immersive Lugia EX card Placeholder text for the immersive Ho-Oh EX card
July 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Based on the PTCGP leaks, you know whose time it is to finally shine???
Screenshot of Alolan Exeggutor, a card that requires a coin flip to be useful
July 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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This is easy, Hackers (1995) and Sneakers (1992)
Screencap from the movie Hackers where the cast is discussing Acid Burn and Zero Cool’s vet terms Screencap from the movie Sneakers where they’re decoding Setec Astronomy
July 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Today in "stuck inside my brain":
Bonita Appletun, you gotta put me on
Bonita Appletun, I said "You gotta put me on"
Bonita Appletun, you gotta put me on
Bonita, Bonita, Bonita
Picture of the Pokémon Appletun
July 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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“That would be broken” SILENCE, turn 2 sleepytime for all!
Screenshot of Snorlax EX (Eevee Grove) card from PTCGP
July 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I hate when the Reddit app pops this shit up, I would love to just save an image, yet when I do from the official share dialog it adds a bunch of fuckin nonsense
Screenshot of the app text the official iOS Reddit app displays when you screenshot an image on the app, it says: “Sending this post to someone? It looks better when you share it” and has a button labeled “Share” that makes a JPEG with Reddit branding of the image you’re trying to share
July 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Let's gooooo, I've been hoping for the gold crown Eevee Bag on my main
Screenshot of PTCGP where I acquired the gold crown rarity Eevee Bag card. The bag is a backpack shaped after the Pokémon Eevee and is on a holofoil gold background
July 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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LETS FUCKING GOOOO, now I have a rainbow Snorlax EX playset
Screenshot of me pulling a Rainbow full art Snorlax EX from PTCGP’s Eevee Grove set
July 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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LFG!!!! I really hope we get Sirfetch'd as an upgrade to Farfetch'd soon, I love his goofy face
Screenshot of a shiny Farfetch’d in Pokémon TCG Pocket (Eevee Grove)
July 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Finally got the Mew immersive that you get for collecting all OG 150 Pokémon
Immersive Mew Pokémon card from Pokémon TCG Pocket depicting Mew flying over an illustrated landscape.
July 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Cool cool cool. My internet is out because their power is out
Screenshot of the Optimum outage map for the incident in my area (without map details) that describes the outage affecting 244 customers and being “Utility Related”
June 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM