Delusions of Xander — Smash the Fasc!
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Rndmnss frm a 📸 🎥📷 and the official pr rep for the interwebs. Big Boss of Snark Mode Industries. Blunt but honest and fair. No negativity, calling it like I see it. Making fun everyone equally. We don’t take sides.
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Let’s make one thing clear, I don’t claim any party. I’m a progressive independent. I believe people have the right to be happy and free — no matter their views, beliefs, gender, race, or sexuality. Your life is your life and it’s nobody’s damn business! We all need to agree to disagree!
What’s really funny about all this, #Yakima doesn’t know what damage MAGA Matt is going to do. He thinks being Mayor of Yakima is a big deal, sadly it’s just a ceremonial position with a lot of shit thrown at you by the general public. People despise him now, wait till he really fucks up!
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
What’s really funny about all this, #Yakima doesn’t know what damage MAGA Matt is going to do. He thinks being Mayor of Yakima is a big deal, sadly it’s just a ceremonial position with a lot of shit thrown at you by the general public. People despise him now, wait till he really fucks up!
This right here is a young business owner in Downtown #Yakima. Everything he just said is fucking correct. Too bad Yakima hasn’t figured it out yet, at least some people have.
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This right here is a young business owner in Downtown #Yakima. Everything he just said is fucking correct. Too bad Yakima hasn’t figured it out yet, at least some people have.
So the vice chair of the #Yakima County Republicans is still running her mouth. Guess what Autumn, I can do this all day and we all know you’ll react and get triggered.
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
So the vice chair of the #Yakima County Republicans is still running her mouth. Guess what Autumn, I can do this all day and we all know you’ll react and get triggered.
Yes, I now have a YouTube account. Mainly post shorts but this will grow to more. Subscribe if you like.
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Delusions of Xander
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I seriously cannot believe I am actually going to post that crap!
They call me Xander, this is my vlog.
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November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Yes, I now have a YouTube account. Mainly post shorts but this will grow to more. Subscribe if you like.
www.youtube.com/@DelusionsOf...
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I wasn’t going to say anything, but this little wannabe nepo baby, self-entitled, fake-ass journalist paparazzi fuck is really giving us freelancers a bad name in #Yakima. Seriously kid, go to school if you want to be a journalist and learn the ropes. Stop with the lies you’re spreading!
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I wasn’t going to say anything, but this little wannabe nepo baby, self-entitled, fake-ass journalist paparazzi fuck is really giving us freelancers a bad name in #Yakima. Seriously kid, go to school if you want to be a journalist and learn the ropes. Stop with the lies you’re spreading!
You know what? You might not like what I have to say, you might think I come across as a dick, but at least I am honest — and I only speak when someone acts stupid and needs a reality check. But know this, I will
continue to fight for your right to be yourself and what makes you happy.
continue to fight for your right to be yourself and what makes you happy.
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You know what? You might not like what I have to say, you might think I come across as a dick, but at least I am honest — and I only speak when someone acts stupid and needs a reality check. But know this, I will
continue to fight for your right to be yourself and what makes you happy.
continue to fight for your right to be yourself and what makes you happy.
USDA must use the SNAP contingency fund to keep food assistance programs funded during the government shutdown as is required by law and has been done in every other government shutdown in modern history. sign.moveon.org/petitions/st...
Stop Playing Politics With Food Assistance Programs
USDA must use the SNAP contingency fund to keep food assistance programs funded during the government shutdown as is required by law and has been done in every other government shutdown in modern hist...
sign.moveon.org
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
USDA must use the SNAP contingency fund to keep food assistance programs funded during the government shutdown as is required by law and has been done in every other government shutdown in modern history. sign.moveon.org/petitions/st...
No Kings Protest
Yakima, WA
October 18, 2025
📸 VNYLDEN Media
#nokings #fuckmaga #fucktrump #freelancelife
Yakima, WA
October 18, 2025
📸 VNYLDEN Media
#nokings #fuckmaga #fucktrump #freelancelife
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
No Kings Protest
Yakima, WA
October 18, 2025
📸 VNYLDEN Media
#nokings #fuckmaga #fucktrump #freelancelife
Yakima, WA
October 18, 2025
📸 VNYLDEN Media
#nokings #fuckmaga #fucktrump #freelancelife
The person on the left is Dan Williams, a sketchy-ass funeral director running for #Yakima county coroner against Marshall Slight who was the deputy coroner, now coroner. The person on the right you ask? Well that’s the wife of the previous coroner who resigned and is facing criminal charges (cont.)
October 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The person on the left is Dan Williams, a sketchy-ass funeral director running for #Yakima county coroner against Marshall Slight who was the deputy coroner, now coroner. The person on the right you ask? Well that’s the wife of the previous coroner who resigned and is facing criminal charges (cont.)
And no Kyle MacLachlan did not come and visit them. Maybe if they would get their shit together and figure out how to get grants instead of doing pipe dream videos like this, they actually could formulate a plan to make this a tourist attraction.
October 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
And no Kyle MacLachlan did not come and visit them. Maybe if they would get their shit together and figure out how to get grants instead of doing pipe dream videos like this, they actually could formulate a plan to make this a tourist attraction.
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The MAGA Karen of #Yakima once again is demanding an apology over something stupid. Yet, she misconstrued my words — like a typical MAGAT. I’m sorry but I had to — mark my words, I am going to make fun of her ass so bad she will have fourth degree burns all over that fragile ego. #FuckMaga
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
If you’re from #Yakima you know damn well what this old fart is about. It’s a shame he’s turning into a senile old man. We figure he might need his daily Werther’s since he was too busy yelling at the cloud outside his office. BTW I think we also found his illegitimate son. Diggity Dee bitch!
October 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If you’re from #Yakima you know damn well what this old fart is about. It’s a shame he’s turning into a senile old man. We figure he might need his daily Werther’s since he was too busy yelling at the cloud outside his office. BTW I think we also found his illegitimate son. Diggity Dee bitch!
Tajin + Granny Smith Apples = Holy Shit!
a woman is holding up a bottle of tajin sauce
ALT: a woman is holding up a bottle of tajin sauce
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October 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Tajin + Granny Smith Apples = Holy Shit!
Meet Jessica Garcia. Yes, she is the wife of Dr. Raul Garcia, the same jackass that ran for public office twice — and lost! Well, Jessi here is desperate to hold public office that now she’s running for School Board in #Yakima and is running on MAGA policies. (Cont.)
October 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Meet Jessica Garcia. Yes, she is the wife of Dr. Raul Garcia, the same jackass that ran for public office twice — and lost! Well, Jessi here is desperate to hold public office that now she’s running for School Board in #Yakima and is running on MAGA policies. (Cont.)
They should’ve booked this at the Toyota Center in Kennewick, it would’ve sold out. The Sundome is a hard venue to sel, they couldn’t even sell out Jim Gaffigan, and he sold out Climate Pledge. #Yakima
September 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
They should’ve booked this at the Toyota Center in Kennewick, it would’ve sold out. The Sundome is a hard venue to sel, they couldn’t even sell out Jim Gaffigan, and he sold out Climate Pledge. #Yakima
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Hide the ketchup its apoplectic fit time.
Cannot wait!! The orange clown fuck is going to have a heart attack. 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
September 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Hide the ketchup its apoplectic fit time.
September 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
September 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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