La prochaine fois que je passe du côté du N-E du coup ?

He meant it the English way

The terrible children, they're just awful (as awful as their father was at following the Boss's will)

I'm a bit eeeeh regarding the lack of webbing on the sides, but that can be solved by just securing a pouch in the bottle holder and fastening it to the clip-on straps

Ça et le fait de ranger le caddie/panier aux bons endroits