I hate my job
they're forcing me to watch over every single scp
just me
nobody else.

Why am I emittin' light?!?!?
But besides that, I'd favor one of those foot-long sandwiches at this point.

Howdy, sorry for botherin' you, but do you happen to know where the "Electronic Section" is

Howday, I'm sqwourble, Sqwourble the cowboy! Here to meet new people and practice my good ol' gun-slingin!
(I only have one image of him rn)