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* THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING EARLIER!?

* H... huh?

* First the roaring thing, then you not being real...
* And now THIS!? What's wrong with you!?
* If you KNOW something, why don't you just--
* TELL us!
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
* ...
* That night, when no one else was around...
* ... I came back.
* And you know what I did?
* ... I smashed it.
* Yeah... I smashed the piano.
* ... I... don't even really know if I broke it, but...
* I hit it as hard as I could. Hard enough to do some damage.
* ... and I ran.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
* (On the shelter was a strange panel.)
* (It looked like a digital security lock...)
* (There were three entry fields, and three symbols beside them.)
* (One had a pine tree beside it.)
* (One had an officer's badge beside it.)
* (And one had the DELTA RUNE.)
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
* Ahahaha... DAD!
* I can't just SAY that to her!
* Oh my god... I'd DIE.
* I'd LITERALLY die.

* Noelle. Sweetheart.
* First time I laid eyes on your mother...
* I walked right up and told her she was a HOT piece of work.

* R...Really?

* Yeah, she slapped me so hard I blacked out!
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
* You won't get through your teen years without at least one Egg.
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
* (On the shelter was a strange panel.)
* (It looked like a digital security lock...)
* (There were three entry fields, and three symbols beside them.)
* (One had a pine tree beside it.)
* (One had an officer's badge beside it.)
* (And one had the DELTA RUNE.)
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
* Wait, what was the name?
* B... Bootis? Yeah! Perfect!
* The taste, the smell, the...
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
* FLOWERS? As a HOSPITAL gift? Like that's EVER platonic!
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
* Ahahahaha!! Why... why didn't the skeleton...
* Have anybody to dance with?
* Because... he... had no "body" to dance with! Hahahah!!

* hahahahahah. good one.
* not only did you totally botch that joke, but,
* i'm dancin' with ya, so it doesn't make any sense.

* Ahhhahahaha!!
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
* See that HEART, Kris?
* That's your SOUL, the culmination of your being!
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
* (There's a book here.)
* (You lick the page...)
* (It's delicious!)
* (This must be what they meant by flavor text.)
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
* (Ring, ring...)
* Hello.
* You have reached the Hotline for Idiot Babies.
* Please press 1 for Idiots, 2 for Babies, 3 for Idiot Babies, and 4 for None.
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
* Noelle! My lady!! The Cavalry has arrived to rescue you!!

* (Oh, the good part of the dream is over.)
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
* Fountain?
* You mean, uh, like the water bubbler or something?

* THE fountain.
* That which gives the DARK WORLD form.
* ... umm, are you sure you actually know the legend?

* Look.
* ...
* No.
* But I think I've got enough info.
* See you two later.
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
* But recently...
* I'm starting to feel like...
* Like I'm developing my own opinions.
* My own likes.
* My own dislikes.
* My own desires. My own... fears.
* ... please... tell me...
* Should I...
* Should a... Darkner... be feeling like this?
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
* But Ralsei, how can you say you're not real!?
* I can see you... I can feel you... I can hear you...
* "Normal objects" don't have... feelings and stuff!

* That's right, Susie.
* They... shouldn't.
* That's why... I don't want you and Kris...
* ... to worry too much about us, OK?
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Heaven knows
the story that we've born
from our hearts

Of the shadows cutting deep
and the heroes that save us

Heaven knows
The beauty of the soul
and we weep

To the majesty and
pray we not forget
the tale of DELTARUNE
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
* (Someone was watching you flirt with the watercooler.)

* How nice... her water... was always so nourishing... wasn't it...
* She... was so brave... to put herself out there like that.
* I'm sure you two... will be... very happy together...

* (But, something about the words sounded sad.)
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
* Flowers... The chunky peanut butter of amore.

* Uhhh... Kris's dad gives Noelle's dad hospital flowers...

* Oh, Susan. You sweet ignorant fool.
* That's a bro thing. It's different!
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
* (Susie's smile, which seemed to defeat everything)
* (Shined on in front of you, and for a moment)
* (It was as if all the darkness had been blown away.)
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
* (Can't let mom find out you're balancing a giant trash orb!)
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
STOP!!! STOP BUILDINGETH HOUSES!!! I HAVE TO WIN!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
* ... Y'know, when you played piano earlier... it was...
* Okay, it was actually kinda cool. I mean that.
* I'm not saying you should join the choir or whatever but...
* If you were playing every week.
* ... I might actually wanna go to church.
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
* (For some strange reason, a giant toilet-shaped toilet is blocking the way.)
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM