It's interesting to me that a not-insignificant chunk of this can be traced directly back to 5-fret as the cause

baseball I assume

That was Oath of the Gatewatch, when the Wastes basic type was introduced. There's been some instances of spells having colorless mana in the cost since but they're few and far between. It's pretty much all Eldrazi who have it

If I remember correctly, that was how it was done pre-Oath of the Gatewatch when colorless mana was introduced

Many times actually. Off the top of my head:
IT Lives, Dr Ushūu - Never Alone (ReeK Remix)
Camellia - Lorelei
Camellia - Tempo-Katana
Weird Al - Eat It
Tetrarch - Negative Noise
Ray Volpe, Tynan - Danger
Teminite, Waterflame, Boom Kitty - Slash Inferno
Mammoth - The End

"Not my kid she ate. Not my problem"

So... ... gay porn. You wanna watch gay porn.

As a cat owner, that probably ain't your fault. My little fur balls like to hover around my legs, weaving in and out as I'm walking. And then they get pissed when I accidentally kick them. Like, fuck you think was gonna happen genius? I'm walkin' 'ere.

I mean, there's something to be said about a hyperconformist regime directly propagandizing against a disorder that quite literally makes you think differently. So yeah, there's definitely a grain of truth to this. whether they realize it or not.

It's honestly hilarious to me that people call Marvel Rivals a "gooner game" because clearly they've never seen the source material.
Have you ever read a superhero comic? EVERYONE'S JACKED AND A SUPERMODEL

It gets better because I found this conversation in Aren's discord right after you first posted the song lmao. What's super funny is I joined Aren's discord in like 2022 so I probably narrowly missed this conversation (making the chart significantly better in the end)

She's proportioned right and it's wrong

Here's how I phrased it on the cesspool

It saw her and knew what was coming

Puking is your body's way of saying "you ain't done yet