It Begins.

You can omit all the fancy font on the tail and back if it comes up.... Though if you could give some obvious, plentiful stretchmarks that would be nice... Then again its a freebie so ill take what i get!

... Noooo, Dumplings are calzones!

Well the website for ABLE definitely lists it as a 'fund for funerals and burial costs', among its many 'uses'... And sadly for everything else you can use the 'savings card' they give is... basically either handled under my limit or not needed

I DID IT, I POPPED THE XIT AND EXPELLED IT FROM MY LIFE

... Took me ages to do cause sunk cost falacy but i spent a whole week and a half not touching it and the stupid AI skimming shit was about to kick in but ITS DONE

Of course i have an afterdark version that i made of this (90% of the reason i even bought the avatar kit is cause it came with the goods) but i only put that on in private situations, cause sneaky kids will be sneaky unless you build the walls up

So im actually rather proud of this. This is basically a spinoff recreation of a face i used to wear over 10 years ago. Ive gotten almost nothing but compliments wearing this damn thing and i JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS. IM USED TO BEING CALLED FAT BY KIDS AND NOW THEY'RE TELLIN ME TO ROCK ON!

I think someone forgot to get off of their business account

So, Resonite is actively cooking my brain to learn how to do shit in it, but im so EXCEPTIONALLY PROUD that i managed to put my 'photography framing' to use and start work on a new BRB screen for my streams in the future

And yes, thats my podcast's brand on the bottom

Never though that old Win XP pinball game would ever be relevant and yet here we are, someone's using it as filler data for a list description and using it to uhh... lets just say, automate flagging random people as 'spam accounts'

This is why we cant have nice things

For context of how 'vastly different' i was compared to them but still basically scooped from the back alley and folded into their network, heres one of the photos of that night. 3-4 eboys and e-girls and then just my fat marshmallowy ass in the corner

Mind you the avatar i wear most days is this, which while exaggerated, isnt HORRIBLE, but with them i was a veritable LOAF and they didnt give a shit less, hell they kinda dragged me into their rp 'polycule' and started calling me 'Grandpa Delta' cause i was prattling on about my experiences.

Is this some BSky sysadmin using the wrong account or-

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #732,055? damn i dont want to feel old but now im being put to big numbers

Im also gonna drop this in here for people to read about me and my lofty 700 Lbs goal and my overall kink forward presentation:

Also doubt id ever get this big IRL but this is about what i float digitally with people i know well enough: Sweaty, barely kicking, barely mobile, a outright mess

Speaking of Soundbyte, This here is Said Soundbyte, ME. At least my digital representation