Jess
@deltajess.bsky.social
Just some news from the last day for no reason.
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just some news from the last day for no reason.
Was trying to find the cringe pre-movie D&D scene and the AI Slop did some great unasked for hallucinations.
May 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Was trying to find the cringe pre-movie D&D scene and the AI Slop did some great unasked for hallucinations.
My favorite pun by Greebo:
April 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My favorite pun by Greebo:
Cat introduction has been going well. :3
April 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Cat introduction has been going well. :3
I don’t claim to be good at making smoothies but this would have been used to show in a movie that the food is bad. Taste is good though.
March 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don’t claim to be good at making smoothies but this would have been used to show in a movie that the food is bad. Taste is good though.
Current trans discourse like…
March 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Current trans discourse like…
The perfect evening might be listening to the mountain goats cuddling worth a kitten at the local cat cafe.
March 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The perfect evening might be listening to the mountain goats cuddling worth a kitten at the local cat cafe.
Me when unrolling silverware at a restaurant:
February 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Me when unrolling silverware at a restaurant:
Why is this man caged?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
February 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Why is this man caged?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
It’s not a mystery what will happen.
February 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It’s not a mystery what will happen.
Bring. back. cave. paintings.
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Bring. back. cave. paintings.
Started reading The Bromeliad by Terry Pratchett.
While the cover art is pointing to a borrowers situation, the only description thus far is 4 in tall.
I’ve been imagining Jerboas and it’s a good time.
#FantasyBooks #ReadersOfBluesky #BookLovers
While the cover art is pointing to a borrowers situation, the only description thus far is 4 in tall.
I’ve been imagining Jerboas and it’s a good time.
#FantasyBooks #ReadersOfBluesky #BookLovers
January 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Started reading The Bromeliad by Terry Pratchett.
While the cover art is pointing to a borrowers situation, the only description thus far is 4 in tall.
I’ve been imagining Jerboas and it’s a good time.
#FantasyBooks #ReadersOfBluesky #BookLovers
While the cover art is pointing to a borrowers situation, the only description thus far is 4 in tall.
I’ve been imagining Jerboas and it’s a good time.
#FantasyBooks #ReadersOfBluesky #BookLovers
Went in to see Shucked completely blind. There was a corn puppet in the gift shop, so I was expecting at least one puppet in the show. Not a one.
Disappointed 0/10.
The deluge of puns brought it to a solid 10/10.
Disappointed 0/10.
The deluge of puns brought it to a solid 10/10.
January 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Went in to see Shucked completely blind. There was a corn puppet in the gift shop, so I was expecting at least one puppet in the show. Not a one.
Disappointed 0/10.
The deluge of puns brought it to a solid 10/10.
Disappointed 0/10.
The deluge of puns brought it to a solid 10/10.
‘Conservative Outrage’
Magnets on fridge.
circa 2022
Artist Jess
Magnets on fridge.
circa 2022
Artist Jess
December 18, 2024 at 1:24 AM
‘Conservative Outrage’
Magnets on fridge.
circa 2022
Artist Jess
Magnets on fridge.
circa 2022
Artist Jess
The teenage mutant ninja turtles should be tortoises because they spend most, if not all, of their time out of water.
The real answer though, is that they should be Terrapins because they are the cool cousins of turtles and tortoises.
The real answer though, is that they should be Terrapins because they are the cool cousins of turtles and tortoises.
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 AM
The teenage mutant ninja turtles should be tortoises because they spend most, if not all, of their time out of water.
The real answer though, is that they should be Terrapins because they are the cool cousins of turtles and tortoises.
The real answer though, is that they should be Terrapins because they are the cool cousins of turtles and tortoises.
Looking at wall calendars for next year. I just wish I couldn’t notice the garbage ai in everything.
December 3, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Looking at wall calendars for next year. I just wish I couldn’t notice the garbage ai in everything.
At a certain age your body starts rebelling against you in new and exciting ways.
My left ear has impacted earwax. Why is this even a thing? Stop. It’s annoying.
My left ear has impacted earwax. Why is this even a thing? Stop. It’s annoying.
November 25, 2024 at 5:35 PM
At a certain age your body starts rebelling against you in new and exciting ways.
My left ear has impacted earwax. Why is this even a thing? Stop. It’s annoying.
My left ear has impacted earwax. Why is this even a thing? Stop. It’s annoying.
My partner got me this patch making experience.
It turns out of you combine patches with cats all the trans people will show up. :3
Now to figure out exactly how to hem around the handle bit.
It turns out of you combine patches with cats all the trans people will show up. :3
Now to figure out exactly how to hem around the handle bit.
November 22, 2024 at 2:41 AM
My partner got me this patch making experience.
It turns out of you combine patches with cats all the trans people will show up. :3
Now to figure out exactly how to hem around the handle bit.
It turns out of you combine patches with cats all the trans people will show up. :3
Now to figure out exactly how to hem around the handle bit.