I told myself it meant they were closer to him IN HELL

I felt this with my whole rural Nevada SOUL.

Real estate is the best money laundering swindle he knows!

The plans also have no kitchen facilities or terlitts, at all. White House kitchen can only do dinner for 140. Ballroom will supposedly seat 1350. How long will the wait be for the marble encased Lincoln bathroom do you think?

THANK you we have a white and tabby so it perfectly ensures all our black clothes have a nice white patina and yet will also shed black brown and Grey onto chefhubby's chef coats given a chance. We keep his coats, once laundered, in the car to avoid her attempts to touch them, she's OBSESSED.

Motherfuckers. You guys doing the whistle thing?

When the bakery opens you must acquiesce to the biskway maker

Not like he was spending time keeping up on current events since he literally said he hadn't seen ANY news story he was asked about

Mahler grooves

God I remember when I used to believe you were a news source instead of a publishing Lady Macbeth just scrubbing away to make clean hands of a rapist murderer

It was SO GOOD, why won't they make more?!

Jesus fucking Christ, and there are no adults anywhere to hold actual colluding with enemies to account

Woman after my own heart! Be prepared that they might end up checking it anyway. When I was single I used to travel everywhere on Thanksgiving, it was my favorite four day GO SOMEWHERE FUN adventure. They *always* overbook and run out of overhead space.

You might want to plan an extra 1/2 hour, just cause it's always mad busy on the day before. You might also be able to check online, SFO has a "current security wait time" so you can kind of gauge if it's bad. Are you checking a bag?

I picture him on a commercial airline, weeping with rage that he had to pay for it himself and he's too cheap to spring for business class. And the little baggie of pretzels is crushed, and the crumbs fall all over him, even into the pocket where he still clutches one of his Kommemorative Kash Koins

Seriously where the hell is the ABA, these people should have had their licenses suspended months ago before they even got into THIS crapfest.

1. Chicken thighs/breasts
Taco seasoning
Salsa to cover it all, cook on low all day, shred chicken and put back in the salsa. Serve with rice.

2. Sear a chunk of beef
Beef stock plus bouillon
Rosemary
Garlic
Slice onions thin, add beef/broth, s&pcook all day. Shred beef. Make french dip sandwiches.

AH, GOTCHA! Well I fully support more meatballs no matter the time or place.

Yes Cameron. We see your pain even through the insanity of your best friend Ferris.