permanent layoffs of federal workers is not the appropriate response to a temporary lapse in appropriations
October 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
permanent layoffs of federal workers is not the appropriate response to a temporary lapse in appropriations
the first rule of a successful undercover operation is, tell everyone you're going to be doing an undercover operation
October 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
the first rule of a successful undercover operation is, tell everyone you're going to be doing an undercover operation
literally cannot tell if she is doing a bit
September 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
literally cannot tell if she is doing a bit
waaaaaaait a second
September 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
waaaaaaait a second
this is like Trump taking a share of your home's equity in exchange for sending you your Social Security check
August 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
this is like Trump taking a share of your home's equity in exchange for sending you your Social Security check
Does this tweet count as an in kind donation to John Cornyn
July 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Does this tweet count as an in kind donation to John Cornyn
hmmm I wonder what's traditionally in the middle between "red" and "blue"
July 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
hmmm I wonder what's traditionally in the middle between "red" and "blue"
pretty fun to be on vacation in Germany while the US has its very own reichstag fire
June 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
pretty fun to be on vacation in Germany while the US has its very own reichstag fire
ACL festival lineup is out this morning, so it's time for my annual tradition of reading it while I feel my bones crumble to dust
May 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
ACL festival lineup is out this morning, so it's time for my annual tradition of reading it while I feel my bones crumble to dust
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND OR REALIZE THAT I AM THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT AMERICAN CAPITALISM HAS EVER HAD
April 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND OR REALIZE THAT I AM THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT AMERICAN CAPITALISM HAS EVER HAD
glad to see Trump's finally bringing prices down
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
glad to see Trump's finally bringing prices down
Leavitt: "There are no war plans in the war plans groupchat."
March 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Leavitt: "There are no war plans in the war plans groupchat."
still one of the great photos
March 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
still one of the great photos
and this is the MAIN JUSTICE BUILDING, for fuck's sake
March 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
and this is the MAIN JUSTICE BUILDING, for fuck's sake
so uhhhh does anyone think we should tell them that this is the FBI headquarters
March 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
so uhhhh does anyone think we should tell them that this is the FBI headquarters