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Jane
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As per the other channels....
Ooh, and hope you're pleased with the jacket choice!
January 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I managed to get to 1045 before outwardly muttering. A reasonable start for 2026
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 PM
*strong. Sake 🤦‍♀️
January 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
😈🤣 the temptation will hopefully be less string this year!
January 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Also, bright colours, so that's kinda peppy
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
If it's having a sweary desk calendar to look forward to that gets me the head space to wfh, so be it 🤷‍♀️
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I feel tomorrow is absolutely en pointe but likely frowned upon
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Every cloud and what have you 😬. As solutions go, extreme but effective!
January 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
That sounds awful!
(Spoken as one who has never knowingly ran 5k at any point in life)
January 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Thank you, both - promise I'll behave!
January 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I like our sentences Brenda 😊
January 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
How did he not fall over??

Also, I vote monocle.
January 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
That's decent idea. Can confirm that trying to power through with no specs and ridiculous zoom on screen only works for so long 😁
January 8, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Martin! I'm both shocked and impressed. And a bit jealous tbh.
January 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I'd go with an envious, 'make the most of it'. The downhill slide in close vision (apparently that's age? Yay.) has been parabolic in past couple of years
(Aware I'm way less troubled than others but I'm grumpy at how noticeable it is).
January 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I recommend the floaty varifocals (close/screen/far) but you're right, switching between screen and dwgs is rubbish and still gives me a headache.
Do you know who we complain to about this?
January 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Indeed! But it also comes in blackcurrant flavour and in capsule form (no particular flavour...)
January 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Merci, firmly convinced that when I'm moaning it's all good, so hopefully a fully functioning member of society by Monday! 🤣🤣 no offence ever taken if told to wheesht while im moaning !
January 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Oh heck, now you mention it that is quite a grim option. Not sure it's worse than blackcurrant tho 🙃 defo avoid warm flat cola...🤣 the bottle of lemonade was empty one lunch in primary when I felt a bit poorly, so mum sub'd in bon accord cola (warmed with dissolved disprin). Bad plan 😬😬
January 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
On the subject of lemsips, why did they go with blackcurrant?
Surely orange would have been the more palatable choice? Full disclosure, warm blackcurrant makes me 🤢 at the very thought, so fair amount of bias here. Or is orange too close to lemon?
Anyway, fresh ginger acquired so toddies are go.
January 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Defo improved (i mean, yay vertical!!), probably could work part of 2m but I'm holding the recovering line. Also, capsule lemsips seem to kick in much quicker than drinkie lemsips. Someone brighter than me will know why or if I'm imagining this 😁
January 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Happy to confirm, 'twas pleasing. Well done me.
Now completing reverse dinner with carrot sticks and an aldi or lidl fake domino's garlic bread (have a total mental block over which is which).
I'm ignoring any nutritional thoughts and being content that there was some interest in food.
January 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM