Wolfeline Beans likes to stare menacingly down the stairs at her puny humans
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Wolfeline Beans likes to stare menacingly down the stairs at her puny humans
thank you elderly friend/family member for sending another ai generated image of a cat doing taxes
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
thank you elderly friend/family member for sending another ai generated image of a cat doing taxes
no one is more “punk” than the “punk” that self-righteously calls you a “metalhead,” lies to other bands that the reason he isn’t paying them is because he had to pay you…and then doesn’t fully pay you either. been in this exact situation at least 3 times that I remember. probably more that I can’t.
July 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
no one is more “punk” than the “punk” that self-righteously calls you a “metalhead,” lies to other bands that the reason he isn’t paying them is because he had to pay you…and then doesn’t fully pay you either. been in this exact situation at least 3 times that I remember. probably more that I can’t.
I felt way more confident speaking Spanish when I knew way less of it
June 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I felt way more confident speaking Spanish when I knew way less of it
mfw when you’re bummed you didn’t go to mdf but then you see that one fuckin idiot in the background of a friend’s picture and you’re like
May 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
mfw when you’re bummed you didn’t go to mdf but then you see that one fuckin idiot in the background of a friend’s picture and you’re like
hey guy that just liked every one of my last 50 instagram posts—I don’t need any fuckin patches
May 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
hey guy that just liked every one of my last 50 instagram posts—I don’t need any fuckin patches
had one of this conversations where someone was telling me a story about another dude, talking them up and gushing a bit… saw the other dude later that same day and he was like “what’s that guy’s name again?”
May 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
had one of this conversations where someone was telling me a story about another dude, talking them up and gushing a bit… saw the other dude later that same day and he was like “what’s that guy’s name again?”
demand less boring headliners
May 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
demand less boring headliners
watching this show Extracted last night & (spoilers follow) this bumbling dipshit cop who threw a steak in a river because he couldn’t figure out how to light a fire lost because he chose “TRUMP” as passcode for his final box & I thought that was a perfect encapsulation of trump dipshits in general
May 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
watching this show Extracted last night & (spoilers follow) this bumbling dipshit cop who threw a steak in a river because he couldn’t figure out how to light a fire lost because he chose “TRUMP” as passcode for his final box & I thought that was a perfect encapsulation of trump dipshits in general
oh but I am a sour-grapes-ass motherfucker
April 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
oh but I am a sour-grapes-ass motherfucker
america is where a dude who has never left his hometown, done sweet fuck all his entire life, will inform you he is a bad ass and complain about participation trophies in the same sentence
March 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
america is where a dude who has never left his hometown, done sweet fuck all his entire life, will inform you he is a bad ass and complain about participation trophies in the same sentence
the invention of the cellphone has led to an unfortunate decline in nerds getting thrown in pools
March 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
the invention of the cellphone has led to an unfortunate decline in nerds getting thrown in pools
man it’s a real tragedy when you see someone like layering 9 plies of the fancy birds-eye maple wood, cutting and sanding for hours straight, painting and glossing the butt ugliest fuckin guitar known to man
March 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
man it’s a real tragedy when you see someone like layering 9 plies of the fancy birds-eye maple wood, cutting and sanding for hours straight, painting and glossing the butt ugliest fuckin guitar known to man
“he means an ILLEGAL protest” 🥴🥴🥴 okay, former constitution scholar
March 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
“he means an ILLEGAL protest” 🥴🥴🥴 okay, former constitution scholar
please don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee. please don’t talk to me after I’ve had my morning coffee. please don’t talk to me. please.
February 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
please don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee. please don’t talk to me after I’ve had my morning coffee. please don’t talk to me. please.
logged into fb last night for the first time in a while and the first thing I noticed was that the three absolute goofiest dudes I have there were all-caps tagging each other with garbage memes and I couldn’t help but smile a little
February 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
logged into fb last night for the first time in a while and the first thing I noticed was that the three absolute goofiest dudes I have there were all-caps tagging each other with garbage memes and I couldn’t help but smile a little
y’know, it’s days like today where I just don’t feel like putting a heart sticker on my outgoing mail
February 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
y’know, it’s days like today where I just don’t feel like putting a heart sticker on my outgoing mail
something that is not talked about enough: when you get a new brand of underwear and you’re out trying to piss your whole name into the snow but you can’t find the dick hole in the underwear and so you just look like a total idiot
February 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
something that is not talked about enough: when you get a new brand of underwear and you’re out trying to piss your whole name into the snow but you can’t find the dick hole in the underwear and so you just look like a total idiot
as a poor kid from Detroit, I really didn’t bank on how much crème brûlée was gonna be a total fixture in my life
February 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
as a poor kid from Detroit, I really didn’t bank on how much crème brûlée was gonna be a total fixture in my life
man I don’t wanna denigrate art but I get like 3 requests a day from dudes who draw just like C Moyen and start their messages with “hello bro~!!”
February 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
man I don’t wanna denigrate art but I get like 3 requests a day from dudes who draw just like C Moyen and start their messages with “hello bro~!!”
the state of fb these days is that I made a small but snide comment on a guy’s post, the guy posts an image to prove his point but the image literally proves my point and the guy is now asking me how dumb I should feel
January 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
the state of fb these days is that I made a small but snide comment on a guy’s post, the guy posts an image to prove his point but the image literally proves my point and the guy is now asking me how dumb I should feel
I went to NAMM and only took two pictures because I’m the very definition of a dummy
January 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I went to NAMM and only took two pictures because I’m the very definition of a dummy
I just gotta get this off my chest somewhere: yesterday I went to a friend’s place and had a writing sesh. On the way back home, I notice that the car needed charging, so I pulled into a mall, hooked it up and went inside to take a leak. I was at the urinal when I hear “Leon fuckin’ del Muerte!” 👇
January 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I just gotta get this off my chest somewhere: yesterday I went to a friend’s place and had a writing sesh. On the way back home, I notice that the car needed charging, so I pulled into a mall, hooked it up and went inside to take a leak. I was at the urinal when I hear “Leon fuckin’ del Muerte!” 👇
Coconut likes to assert dominance
January 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Coconut likes to assert dominance
