dellacat.bsky.social
@dellacat.bsky.social
The pile smells better.
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I look forward to the outcome of the Mar A Lago trials.
June 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Who shot who in the what now?
April 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Not to mention what went into bread, or the unspeakable things that happened to meat. The Jungle was written for a reason.
April 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's certainly a generous estimate for brain cells, so we know it's not that.
April 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
That's it. That's my band name right there.
March 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm so curious to learn this more than any other of whatever he thinks woke ideologies are.
March 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In any real country you'd be in front of a firing squad already but keep joking about it, dbag.
March 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
He bizarrely loves Do You Hear the People Sing though. I'm guessing if he actually saw the show he was asleep for everything but that.
March 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'd love for protesters to somehow cover her in black mourning crape.
March 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Good, April 30th is coming up, maybe he'll do us all a favor and stage a reenactment. 80th anniversary and everything!
March 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
There is a crack,
A crack in everything.
That's how the light gets in.
- Leonard Cohen
March 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The leopards are already wheezing, poor things. I'm worried about their stamina.
March 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I wish the apocalypse wasn't so goddamn stupid, it's embarrassing.
March 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN.
March 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
God I love Costco but I wish they could figure out a way to have the same model with smaller amounts of food. I don't need that much food. I wish I could shop there all the time but I'm still working through non perishables from 14 months ago.
February 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Awwww, it's little x@HumænShiæld!
February 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If a capybara climbed on you it'd be the greatest day of your life, that's why. 🤣
February 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh sweetie, like anybody of any ethnicity was going to marry you. 🤣
February 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Is that ...a beret? Or a ferret on his head?
February 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I thought The Dead Zone was fiction, sir. The only difference now is he could use a toddler as a human shield and his followers would cheer him on. The fictional part was that there's such a thing as "too low".
January 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM