Delirivm
@delixrivm.bsky.social
40s. UK, currently London. Turns out I like metal, video games, tattoos, drinking, useless banter.
At times too old for this shit, otherwise not.
At times too old for this shit, otherwise not.
The hermit thrush is well sexy already if you ask me. Also the profile that speaks.
December 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The hermit thrush is well sexy already if you ask me. Also the profile that speaks.
Dinner date done right.
December 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Dinner date done right.
Was it the hot guy who delivered it tho? x
December 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Was it the hot guy who delivered it tho? x
Of course you do need another fountain pen. We all do.
December 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Of course you do need another fountain pen. We all do.
True story.
Naps liberate
December 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
True story.
Felt it resonating well the last time I was called a heartless twat.
December 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Felt it resonating well the last time I was called a heartless twat.
Naps liberate
December 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
But phone as in via a phone call right? An actual phone call.
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
But phone as in via a phone call right? An actual phone call.
I think the base of the cock would hurry up to agree before the cock does. “Wise words” the base’d say with a subtle nod in agreement.
(How would that thing nod? I really shouldn’t worry about. But now I’m worried about it)
(How would that thing nod? I really shouldn’t worry about. But now I’m worried about it)
December 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I think the base of the cock would hurry up to agree before the cock does. “Wise words” the base’d say with a subtle nod in agreement.
(How would that thing nod? I really shouldn’t worry about. But now I’m worried about it)
(How would that thing nod? I really shouldn’t worry about. But now I’m worried about it)
Literally one of the best to the point description of it. Just bliss that one isn’t it?
🙃
🙃
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Literally one of the best to the point description of it. Just bliss that one isn’t it?
🙃
🙃
lol 😆 Excellently executed then x
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
lol 😆 Excellently executed then x
Naps liberate
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The only proper way too.
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The only proper way too.
Piercing? Where? When? 👀 (greatly interested)
December 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Piercing? Where? When? 👀 (greatly interested)
I don’t trust anyone who thinks otherwise.
December 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I don’t trust anyone who thinks otherwise.
‘Tis going to be Sunday for me for a few more days (dodging perfectly)
a raccoon is playing with a pair of sneakers on the floor .
ALT: a raccoon is playing with a pair of sneakers on the floor .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
‘Tis going to be Sunday for me for a few more days (dodging perfectly)
I don’t think I’ll ever get over reading this. The rest of my life thanks you for seeding this into my brain.
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I don’t think I’ll ever get over reading this. The rest of my life thanks you for seeding this into my brain.