I almost want to watch Fox News to hear their confusion as to why a dictator-loving dictator who practices extrajudicial killings of sailors and deports people to prison farms didn't get the Nobel Peace prize.

Who do ya need to kill to get a Nobel Peace Prize?

Oh, you can be an idiot and a terrible person. He's a wicked little idiot.

Those numbers do not comfort me. 5 out of 10 americans are okay with concentration camps.

Was he too embarrassed to put them in the garbage? Modesty fail.

Somewhere in the backroom of a gay bar: no homo, but I had to go through added security at the airport.

And Ebola in Uganda. I want to crawl in bed.

And an Ebola outbreak in Uganda.

He didn't. I hate to ruin the parade. We'll have a new leader elected (checks notes) tomorrow. One candidate is Ukrainian Canadian.

I wish this were true, but I don't think Trudeau said that.