MaryAnn Grantham
@delicatepossum.bsky.social
I contain multitudes and insufficient serotonin.
Things I said at work today to my 5th graders, Part 3:
“No, you do not smell smoke. Your battery is not on fire.”
“No, you do not smell smoke. Your battery is not on fire.”
January 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Things I said at work today to my 5th graders, Part 3:
“No, you do not smell smoke. Your battery is not on fire.”
“No, you do not smell smoke. Your battery is not on fire.”
Things I said at work today to my 5th graders, Part 2:
“No, you will not electrocute yourself trying to make a circuit with a D-cell battery, copper wire, and a mini-light bulb.”
“No, you will not electrocute yourself trying to make a circuit with a D-cell battery, copper wire, and a mini-light bulb.”
January 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Things I said at work today to my 5th graders, Part 2:
“No, you will not electrocute yourself trying to make a circuit with a D-cell battery, copper wire, and a mini-light bulb.”
“No, you will not electrocute yourself trying to make a circuit with a D-cell battery, copper wire, and a mini-light bulb.”
Things I said at work today to my 5th graders, Part 1:
“No, you don’t have frostbite. It is 49 degrees, and we have been outside for 10 minutes.” ❄️
“No, you don’t have frostbite. It is 49 degrees, and we have been outside for 10 minutes.” ❄️
January 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Things I said at work today to my 5th graders, Part 1:
“No, you don’t have frostbite. It is 49 degrees, and we have been outside for 10 minutes.” ❄️
“No, you don’t have frostbite. It is 49 degrees, and we have been outside for 10 minutes.” ❄️
Picture it: my 4th grade classroom, Bradenton, Florida, 1998…
Kid: It’s too cold for outside recess, can we stay inside?
Me: It’s 65 degrees, you delicate blossom, move it!
Kid: You just called me a DELICATE POSSUM?
And here we are.
Kid: It’s too cold for outside recess, can we stay inside?
Me: It’s 65 degrees, you delicate blossom, move it!
Kid: You just called me a DELICATE POSSUM?
And here we are.
January 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Picture it: my 4th grade classroom, Bradenton, Florida, 1998…
Kid: It’s too cold for outside recess, can we stay inside?
Me: It’s 65 degrees, you delicate blossom, move it!
Kid: You just called me a DELICATE POSSUM?
And here we are.
Kid: It’s too cold for outside recess, can we stay inside?
Me: It’s 65 degrees, you delicate blossom, move it!
Kid: You just called me a DELICATE POSSUM?
And here we are.