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L0R3L31
@delftblue.bsky.social
I like big words and I cannot lie.
If they're that upset about $2000 for a commemorative plaque, then they'll be apoplectic when they find out how much tax money goes to the police. Oh, wait. Never mind.
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
[irrelevant observation]
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Thanks for collecting all of these in one place. I'm laughing, even though I still want to cry.
November 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
$#&%@!
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
A Winkle In Slime
October 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Something big his name can go on? How about the parking garage that's supposed to be built for the Therme spa at Ontario Place?
September 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The classic Bic 4-colour retractable ballpoint pen:
August 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Grand & Toy pencils, and the crank operated pencil sharpener in every classroom.
August 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Some English words have many different meanings, while some meanings have many different English words. For example: huge, gigantic, enormous, gargantuan, massive.
August 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The word "down" is a fun one. It can be a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb, or a preposition.
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Damn it. *shakes fist at the universe* 😡
July 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
They are for free speech, but only for them. Not for anyone else.
March 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I got one of those a few days ago from "Voter Research Services". Same wording except for the (probably fake) company name.
March 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I dare you to change your handle to "MERL Hoggard".
February 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM