really liked Kendrick’s halftime performance but one thing baffled me: why was there so much white, blue and red? what a random choice of colors. might take me years to unpack that.

people say you can’t overdose on weed, but look at this fellow . Rest. In peace, my friend. he died doing what he loved: smoking that za

ughhh my train is delayed because they’re requesting NYPD assistance for a passenger being extremely calm and well-behaved.

watching the Karl Rove MasterClass on my Delta inflight TV to learn how to manufacture consent for invading my seatmate’s tray table to promote democracy (steal his Biscoff cookies.)

{kendrick lamar concert}

kendrick: hands up! Hands up! Hands up!

*crowd puts their hands up*

the tickle monster, lying in wait in the crowd: go time

seems pretty unfair that Steve Martin's hollywood humiliation ritual was getting shot in the head with an arrow.

hiring private security to protect my half-eaten apple from oxidation

imagine going back to someone’s place, hooking up with them and then they immediately reach for this on their bedside table and click it.

Isaiah 54:17 “No weapon formed against thee shall prosper, unless it’s a gun. That would probably work.”

I think Kamala would’ve won the election if Obama had just rapped the entirety of Lose Yourself in Detroit and also maybe a few album cuts from Recovery