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writer for the late show, otherwise absolutely chilling

wrote a zine https://issuu.com/oneparticlezine/docs/one_particle_zine_issueone
really liked Kendrick’s halftime performance but one thing baffled me: why was there so much white, blue and red? what a random choice of colors. might take me years to unpack that.
February 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
people say you can’t overdose on weed, but look at this fellow . Rest. In peace, my friend. he died doing what he loved: smoking that za
December 26, 2024 at 1:22 AM
ughhh my train is delayed because they’re requesting NYPD assistance for a passenger being extremely calm and well-behaved.
December 4, 2024 at 9:45 PM
watching the Karl Rove MasterClass on my Delta inflight TV to learn how to manufacture consent for invading my seatmate’s tray table to promote democracy (steal his Biscoff cookies.)
November 23, 2024 at 9:32 PM
{kendrick lamar concert}

kendrick: hands up! Hands up! Hands up!

*crowd puts their hands up*

the tickle monster, lying in wait in the crowd: go time
November 21, 2024 at 9:15 PM
seems pretty unfair that Steve Martin's hollywood humiliation ritual was getting shot in the head with an arrow.
November 20, 2024 at 7:06 PM
hiring private security to protect my half-eaten apple from oxidation
November 19, 2024 at 7:59 PM
imagine going back to someone’s place, hooking up with them and then they immediately reach for this on their bedside table and click it.
November 18, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Isaiah 54:17 “No weapon formed against thee shall prosper, unless it’s a gun. That would probably work.”
November 17, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I think Kamala would’ve won the election if Obama had just rapped the entirety of Lose Yourself in Detroit and also maybe a few album cuts from Recovery
November 16, 2024 at 4:56 PM