@delarocha99.bsky.social
The "basket of deplorables" all went and joined ICE. What a group of despicable human beings.
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The "basket of deplorables" all went and joined ICE. What a group of despicable human beings.
You'll need to avoid @coldstonecreamery.bsky.social's Boo Batter ice cream in the days leading up to your colonoscopy.
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You'll need to avoid @coldstonecreamery.bsky.social's Boo Batter ice cream in the days leading up to your colonoscopy.
Has anyone ever said: "Thank god, I've really been craving mixed berry"?
October 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Has anyone ever said: "Thank god, I've really been craving mixed berry"?
Tired of pretending I'm sad when horrible people die. No one sheds a tear when good people are killed by maniacs.
September 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Tired of pretending I'm sad when horrible people die. No one sheds a tear when good people are killed by maniacs.
Has anyone ever died from Mega Stuf Oreos?
August 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Has anyone ever died from Mega Stuf Oreos?
Bath and Body Works is the best store to fart in.
August 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bath and Body Works is the best store to fart in.
Should I be concerned that the new Superman movie has laptops in it without an Apple logo?
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Should I be concerned that the new Superman movie has laptops in it without an Apple logo?
When all you've got is a hedge trimmer, every problem looks like a hedge.
July 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
When all you've got is a hedge trimmer, every problem looks like a hedge.
Please call your congress person and advocate for your local billionaire to have even lower taxes. Please think of the billionaires.
Congressional Switchboard (202) 224-3121
Congressional Switchboard (202) 224-3121
July 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Please call your congress person and advocate for your local billionaire to have even lower taxes. Please think of the billionaires.
Congressional Switchboard (202) 224-3121
Congressional Switchboard (202) 224-3121
How you tell if an everything bagel is moldy?
June 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
How you tell if an everything bagel is moldy?
I picture a distopyian future where we subsist entirely on grocery store rotisserie chickens.
May 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I picture a distopyian future where we subsist entirely on grocery store rotisserie chickens.
Is there a way I can opt out from ever hearing an ad for online gambling again?
May 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Is there a way I can opt out from ever hearing an ad for online gambling again?
They just don't run through these hoes like Drano like they used to.
April 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
They just don't run through these hoes like Drano like they used to.
Thank God Katy Perry came back.
April 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Thank God Katy Perry came back.
If you really hate yourself, buy off-brand Saran Wrap.
April 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If you really hate yourself, buy off-brand Saran Wrap.
You put a glazed donut in a plastic bag, and you get a sweaty donut. Nobody wants a sweaty donut.
March 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You put a glazed donut in a plastic bag, and you get a sweaty donut. Nobody wants a sweaty donut.
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It bears repeating….
@elienyc.bsky.social is right.
@elienyc.bsky.social is right.
March 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It bears repeating….
@elienyc.bsky.social is right.
@elienyc.bsky.social is right.
Are blackout tattoos still cool?
March 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Are blackout tattoos still cool?
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REPOST if you stand with AOC!
February 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
REPOST if you stand with AOC!
Don't eat that nasty-ass McChicken from 3 days ago.
February 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Don't eat that nasty-ass McChicken from 3 days ago.
Depends -> Depend was a brilliant marketing strategy.
February 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Depends -> Depend was a brilliant marketing strategy.
I know I'm an old man with poor eyesight but doesn't it seem like food manufacturers are doing their best to print expiration dates over other text on the packaging?
January 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I know I'm an old man with poor eyesight but doesn't it seem like food manufacturers are doing their best to print expiration dates over other text on the packaging?
I wonder what Ini Kamoze is doing right now.
December 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I wonder what Ini Kamoze is doing right now.
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Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.
December 18, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.