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@delaneyjordan.bsky.social
*pretend this is twitter and it is 2011*
remember when the world was somewhat sane and the scary monster in the oval office literally got kicked off twitter
December 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
remember when the world was somewhat sane and the scary monster in the oval office literally got kicked off twitter
i befriended two straight men somehow and they said “what is sex in the city” ??? after i made a funny joke that should have landed ??? is this how jess felt
December 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i befriended two straight men somehow and they said “what is sex in the city” ??? after i made a funny joke that should have landed ??? is this how jess felt
that horse and child r*pist did not need to become president he needed a psychiatric evaluation and a mandatory hold by the state
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
that horse and child r*pist did not need to become president he needed a psychiatric evaluation and a mandatory hold by the state
tbh a lot of our* (the states of america*) current issues are because republicans are really stupid.. like obviously there’s some level of evil intelligence but critical thinking ?? 2+2=4 ?? nope
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
tbh a lot of our* (the states of america*) current issues are because republicans are really stupid.. like obviously there’s some level of evil intelligence but critical thinking ?? 2+2=4 ?? nope
like congrats (i guess) on voting?? no kidding dems won?? you voted?? i know it seems strange because you haven’t participated for a while (which is why **this** is happening) but yeah if you vote .. sometimes your guy gets elected!! 💕
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
like congrats (i guess) on voting?? no kidding dems won?? you voted?? i know it seems strange because you haven’t participated for a while (which is why **this** is happening) but yeah if you vote .. sometimes your guy gets elected!! 💕
remember when they were throwing things out the window of the white house??¿
October 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
remember when they were throwing things out the window of the white house??¿
someone on bumble asked if i prefer talking or no talking during movies and i (OBVIOUSLY) said no talking and they unmatched me w/e
October 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
someone on bumble asked if i prefer talking or no talking during movies and i (OBVIOUSLY) said no talking and they unmatched me w/e
the gaylors on tt are actually crazy.. they’re right.. but they’re also clinically insane no offense
October 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
the gaylors on tt are actually crazy.. they’re right.. but they’re also clinically insane no offense
vance k*lled the pope !! how could he do this !! he’s been a catholic for 5 yrs !!
April 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
vance k*lled the pope !! how could he do this !! he’s been a catholic for 5 yrs !!
can someone help justin bieber im starting to get sad :(
April 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
can someone help justin bieber im starting to get sad :(
the universe is actually playing a sick joke on me rn
March 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
the universe is actually playing a sick joke on me rn
james david you are so ugly
March 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
james david you are so ugly
why don’t baseball players kiss when they take time outs
March 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
why don’t baseball players kiss when they take time outs
the way it doesn’t affect me if you wear skinny jeans yet somehow.. it does?? if ur happy im happy but??
February 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
the way it doesn’t affect me if you wear skinny jeans yet somehow.. it does?? if ur happy im happy but??
love is blind is an insane watch
February 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
love is blind is an insane watch
i hope aubrey plaza knows i love her
February 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
i hope aubrey plaza knows i love her
i hope everyone in the “couple inches over” timeline is happy
February 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i hope everyone in the “couple inches over” timeline is happy
breaking news!! our dark overlord (elon musk) is still using his tiny baby as a human shield
February 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
breaking news!! our dark overlord (elon musk) is still using his tiny baby as a human shield