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herbal verbal
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*explaining lash extensions to my dad*

“So do the lashes come in gangs?”
January 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Ya wey por favor
January 10, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Sorry I don’t speak US empire
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Filipinos love Coldplay
January 7, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Being home for the holidays is just following my parents around the house and showing them pics on my phone
December 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I was so ready to square up last night 😔
December 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ppl discovered zipping up their jackets and now think they stylish
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Lot of L’s this year guys
December 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Home alone wishing I was alone somewhere else but nevertheless alone
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Is the resurgence of the millennial optimism aesthetic a recession indicator?
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I’d be ok if I never visit Australia
December 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Sometimes I be so high at home I wash my hands before and after I go to the bathroom
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I need to stop meeting cringe ahh people because my ego starting to get big
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
White boy beatmakers be a hit or miss fr
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Rusowsky’s acoustic version of SOPHIA is so fckn good Im clenching my fists
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A white person being the culture editor of a magazine seems like a sick joke
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Cats can sit still for hella long
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Tame impala scratches my brain so good
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
therapist: “you seem lighter today”

thanks I was on shrooms this weekend
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I need to make more people uncomfortable
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
idc take my filipino card away but i do not like amapalaya 😤
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i wish humans did have a spidey sense to let us know when we’re bout to walk into a web, i’m not a homewrecker!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
let’s reframe the word “leash” into “lead” to give our dogs back power
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
fucking hipster
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 AM
wanna have sex to berlioz?
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 AM