“heard what happened to your mans, not sorry for your loss” is my fave line of the song idc

terrible fuckin time to still be high from last nights edible

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

[told I’m needed to fulfill an ancient prophecy] What’s the latest possible deadline?

i’m addicted to this cinnamon honey spread from hyvee. which wouldn’t be bad if i wasn’t allergic to cinnamon.
absolutely passes the enjoyment:benadryl test

i simply am unable to tell a story in any semblance of direct route.

george orwell up in heaven like "wait did anyone actually read my fuckin books"

i’m truly only gonna be here to antagonize @twicethemf.bsky.social in multiple spaces FWIW

not sure what this place is, but it can’t be worse than the last, right?